Me: I'm not on Mastodon

Everyone: OMG JOIN IT'S THE BEST IT SOLVES ALL THE TWITTER MOD PROBLEMS

Me: I joined Mastodon

Everyone: It's run by an ass who won't add anti-harassment tools and lectures other instance-runners for moderating too heavily, and you might end up viewing child porn, and nazis can start their own instance at any moment

Me: ...

Mastodon

Server run by the main developers of the project 🐘 It is not focused on any particular niche interest - everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!