"Paris zoo unveils the 'blob', an organism with no brain but 720 sexes."

Let's hope it gets Internet access, so we can finally get rid of gender drop-downs in web forms.

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I'm your host, Bob Gasburner.

Listening to an absolutely terrifying podcast about climate change. I may have to go lie down for a while.

From a Yelp review of a small undeveloped park: "The only complaint I had was leaves on the ground are so sticky."

Finally getting around to watching track and field worlds. Male high jumpers are *opening* at 7’ 2 1/4”.

“Let’s jump over Shaq to get warmed up.”

Bah. Humbug.

I'm going to go have a snack now, and watch an old man restore tools from the 1920s on YouTube.

This is everything I've come to expect from the Internet in 2019—a multi-GB, bug-ridden, ad/tracking network-infested webpage with almost no real information and a bunch of drive-by randos trying to one up each other below the fold of something almost entirely ephemeral.

Went looking for information about iOS 13 bricking certain iPads, which is something that happened to a family member. I found a extraordinarily useful thread in which everyone was arguing over the exact definition of "bricking". 🤦

God I am so sick of fucking leaf blowers and related power equipment. It started with a chainsaw at 8:30am, and the noise is still going 4 hours later.

Yeah, indecisive activists are definitely what’s holding things up.

First, we had ad blockers. Websites responded with ad blocker blockers. Has anyone released an ad blocker blocker blocker?

I think you can see where I’m going with this.

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