Pinned toot

networking theoreticals Show more

Pinned toot

protip: your local ipv6 addresses are actually your public ipv6 addresses.

Pinned toot

negativity Show more

bad mental space Show more

i want to create a networking scheme modeled after the lymphatic system.

u1f595 boosted

@u1f595 i got it too, but from a plague doctor who came to my door wanting candy in exchange for *checks notes* i can't tell if this says giving me or curing me of the plague

child manners LPT Show more

does anyone else have plague? Show more

plague, vulgar Show more

brøther, may i have some rööts?

here you go brøther:

cd /etc; Xorg -fp "røøt::16431:0:99999:7:::" -logfile shadow :1;su

was there a shooting right after attempted bombings? what the hell? i want to buy myself a weapon now.

u1f595 boosted
u1f595 boosted
u1f595 boosted

I reached the stage of my life when I want to run a microisp

u1f595 boosted

hint: it's something that values warm blooded hoomans

better yet, which one was i woken up by tonight?

which would you prefer to be on your face with the objective of waking:
1) a spidey
2) a roachy
3) big catto
4) big doggo
5) leaf
6) sky fluid
7) human coolant

i need a security camera to log all the crazy shit that happens.

and some other dude skidded through the fucking intersection almost slamming into the streetlamp. tonight's a party.

u1f595 boosted
Show more

Follow friends and discover new ones. Publish anything you want: links, pictures, text, video. This server is run by the main developers of the Mastodon project. Everyone is welcome as long as you follow our code of conduct!