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The only other person who came into the office today has been coughing and hacking all day.

They're on the other side of the office, but jeez louise if you're sick stay the fuck home.

If I owned a home in Dubai, Mastodon is apparently the place to look for furnishings.

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how long has it been...?

i don't even know...

i don't know because i forgot to check...

...*siiiiiggghhhhhhhhhhhh*...

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i'd be more social on here but honestly some of you people are just fuckin weird.

...

...

i realize i'm one of those people, yes.

that probably says more about me than it does about her.

or anything else, really.

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if i get a billion followers in the next 30 minutes, all pizza will be free for the rest of time.

ambulance ride to the emergency room

great.

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