screaming @ubiety@mastodon.social

i will never get to 19,000 posts.

the internet is so stupid.

The only other person who came into the office today has been coughing and hacking all day.

They're on the other side of the office, but jeez louise if you're sick stay the fuck home.

this is a weird webzone.

If I owned a home in Dubai, Mastodon is apparently the place to look for furnishings.

haaaaaaaahh i made this a year ago:

https://mastodon.social/@ubiety/105320505506873364

i checked.

it has been 54 days.

how long has it been...?

i don't even know...

i don't know because i forgot to check...

...*siiiiiggghhhhhhhhhhhh*...

Tim Apple invents new "port" technology.

i'd be more social on here but honestly some of you people are just fuckin weird.

...

...

i realize i'm one of those people, yes.

Look at this evil empire collab track.

that probably says more about me than it does about her.

or anything else, really.

It's foggy out there today, people!

you folks really dropped the ball on this one.

if i get a billion followers in the next 30 minutes, all pizza will be free for the rest of time. #pizza

I really should get back to using my old camera again.

ambulance ride to the emergency room

great.

how bout that taliban am i right?