Longkey Dong @udell_games@mastodon.social
Game developer, scientist, writer, minister (technically).
You have to call him "Doctor", it's the law.
Last week I joked about a conspiracy theory that tobacco companies were sponsoring mainstream musicians to include smoking references so they could continue advertising to young people and now there's a song in the charts where a girl compares herself to a cigarette with the repeated line "I'm your cigarette" 🤔
Dieting gets a lot easier when you have the time to make actually tasty salads.
I'm really happy with the amount of sun + wind we've got right now. It's bright and there's plenty of vitamin D but the wind is keeping it cool, too
It's actually entirely possible that we will hit 420,000 toots today.
Please don't disappoint me, Switter! #swittermilestones
Just three more versions until Chrome 69
Quick reminder that I love you dearly
IF YOU BOOST THIS IN 10 SECONDS YOU WILL HAVE AN IMAGE OF A CAT ON YOUR PROFILE!! NOT A JOKE I JUST TRIED IT IT WORKS
Lars Ulrich'n't've'd's
"Be sure to stay hydrated throughout the cooking process," I say, winking roguishly at the camera as I lean over and latch onto the kitchen tap like a lamprey
Not sure if it's Mastodon or some underlying tech, but after a while (like 24hrs open) it grinds to a halt and sucks all the RAM up
SOME
OF
THEM
ALREADY
HAVE
Had some chicken trouble last night in Divinity
Consider: napitalism
Started playing Tokyo 42 last night and good lord that is a beautiful game
Holy lol
I played the crap out of Escape Velocity and enjoyed it more than I ever did Elite but I didn't realise it was literally made by someone who had never played Elite and based on what he'd read about it https://mastodon.social/media/beRzFo_BfCWLiFp42A8
The problem with putting players in the dark is that there's no way to replicate that feeling of 'I can't see it, but I can absolutely *sense* the presence of a knee-high obstacle right in front of— ow, ow, yep, there it is'
