Deez Nuts Roasting On An 🔥 @udell_games@mastodon.social

"I'm a success on the streets, call me winnerbago"

Welcome back to this, the trash fire that is post-2015 UK politics.

Good morning you wee beauties

Hacker News Top Mind has just discovered diplomatic relations

Put mustard in everything

Perhaps "hornt-adjacent"

Slightly disappointed that masto doesn't have a cutesy alternative word for "followers"

help I am uncomfortable

I feel like if you took a bath in milk you'd struggle to get the smell of rotting cheese out of your hair for months

I hope the tumblr people are enjoying their stay here. You're masto people now. You toot. Everybody toots

All the other kids
with their pumped up kicks
looking fly as fuck
like daaaamn

Ducks tho

I love my wife. I miss her when I'm at work. I just want to hold her forever and kiss her all the time.

I might actually be a dog.

Hey @alt_text

IT WORKS WELL

Don't get mad, just testing the alt text reminder bot.

Randos on Masto are super nice-o

So I left TweetDeck open overnight.

I FINALLY REMEMBERED THE IMAGE DESCRIPTION THO

Before the great tumblr migration, this would have been considered viral by masto standards. Now I have no idea if I'm an I N F L U E N C E R or not.

Buy Louis Vitton bags I guess?