Reverse Benjamin Button❎ @udell_games@mastodon.social

Proud to say that after months of strict diet and exercise I now fit into a small condom.

You can tell by the way I use my walk

I've got haemorrhoids, no time to talk

Imagine if the wigs judges wear had been updated as wig technology improved like you're in court for a parking ticket and it looks like a fucking hair metal cover band

Mastodon is cumming and many blame its creator

Lol it's called night mode why are you using it during the day?

Putting an honest to god dog on my Amazon wishlist

My sexual partner can have petit un mort, as a treat.

Tired: Open to die immediately
Wired: Open to have a little death immediately.

Meanwhile in Thief Simulator, NO CRIME ALLOWED

Clip of the stream goes to @mrlparker!

Mother

Fucking

Zeus

I really enjoyed Thief Simulator, will definitely be doing more of that in the future.

I'm 🔴live on #twitch with #ThiefSimulator!

🏠🕵️💰 Su casa es mi casa 🏠🕵️💰

>>> https://twitch.tv/hiscursedness <<<

Join me in ONE HOUR on #twitch, playing #ThiefSimulator!

🏠🕵️💰 Su casa es mi casa 🏠🕵️💰

>>> https://twitch.tv/hiscursedness <<<

Quick reminder: I'll be on #twitch at 7:30 PM (in 4 hours) playing #ThiefSimulator!

🏠🕵️💰 Su casa es mi casa 🏠🕵️💰

>>> https://twitch.tv/hiscursedness <<<

A LOT of work went into this one. Including an honest to god photoshoot

FINALLY

The first full preview of my latest edited video is out for supporters!

https://www.patreon.com/posts/39066527

Cannot believe there's a famous author called Dick King Smith and we've not really picked up on that here.

I'll be live on #twitch at 7:30 PM (in 9 hours) playing #ThiefSimulator!

🏠🕵️💰 Su casa es mi casa 🏠🕵️💰

>>> https://twitch.tv/hiscursedness <<<