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The length vs girth debate is about whether you're resistant to piercing or bludgeoning damage

This week's upcoming streams

Proud to say that after months of strict diet and exercise I now fit into a small condom.

You can tell by the way I use my walk

I've got haemorrhoids, no time to talk

Imagine if the wigs judges wear had been updated as wig technology improved like you're in court for a parking ticket and it looks like a fucking hair metal cover band

Safe sex is like learning to ride a bike: The condoms are your stabilisers and you're meant to take it off when you get good at it.

No streams on Tuesday or Friday this week, completely forgot to mention that when I did up the schedule

twenty five to life? twenty five to wife

Busta Rhymes Busta Crimes

#Bring #Back #britpenis

#mastodev

Who wants to give me a big kiss? Well fuck off, weirdo, these lips are for Christ

In which I fuck up a tomato sauce so bad, an italian man falls to his death.

Hey I'm Ndoro Alisan and I'm here to say
The Rumor Come Out: Does Bruno Mars Is Gay?