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ukpol Show more

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Slightly disappointed that masto doesn't have a cutesy alternative word for "followers"

I feel like if you took a bath in milk you'd struggle to get the smell of rotting cheese out of your hair for months

I hope the tumblr people are enjoying their stay here. You're masto people now. You toot. Everybody toots

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Before the great tumblr migration, this would have been considered viral by masto standards. Now I have no idea if I'm an I N F L U E N C E R or not.

Buy Louis Vitton bags I guess?

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