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Imagine if the wigs judges wear had been updated as wig technology improved like you're in court for a parking ticket and it looks like a fucking hair metal cover band

@udell_games Or an evolutionary pressure as the wig size increased until it started to affect their mating capacity. Then there would be a new homeostatic balance between mating and wig-size. Then changing the dimensions of doorways would allow us to experimentally toy with judges mating capacity, maybe even find a way to flip them from white to black like moths.

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I imagine some band tried those sorts of wigs, but stopped when the frontmen were electrocuted by their sweat flowing onto the mics.

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