Pinned toot

There is more sugar in one single can of Coke than in an entire 25 lb bag of salt.

This 15-year-old single-post blog by "Bill" about how Kenny Chesney totally isn't sexy: kcsucks.blogspot.com/

*introducing my infant child to power tools*

"drill, baby. baby, drill."

i've been told i have excellent horsemanship and i have to agree, i am very good at shipping horses and men

i got through most of the first season of Star vs. the Forces of Evil without realizing the frog character wasn't named Butt Frog

(it's Buff Frog)

where's this google ho map i keep hearing about

america has big dick energy, australia has fair dinkum power

> Royal Danish Mint refuses to press commemorative royal baby coin, insisting "Nobody puts baby on the kroner."

people in the survivor fan community (ex.?) should use "i'm gonna go tally the votes" in place of "brb"

lewd 

porno idea: the gilf with the bad dragon tattoo

Is there a name for that puffy sticker art style The Simpsons has now?

James Bond in Australia

"James Bond, MI6."

"Nah mate, you look about fordy. You right?"

lewd 

dear television

i went dogging with the bounty hunter, what is your next instruction

Meanwhile in Ancient Rome.

"Urgh, my hands!"

"What's wrong?"

"Contact dermatitis."

"What should I tell him is wrong?"

It's a little known fact that Roy Orbison was a furry. There's a hidden hint in the last line of "Pretty Woman", in which he sings "OwO pretty woman".

birdsite, unreasonable frustration, bad words, tech support request 

Have I been missing something for like, multiple years, or is viewing images on Twitter a fucking mess?

Seriously, is there a way to fuck the tweet overlay off so I can actually look at the image without like, opening the image itself in a shitting new tab or something? Please help.

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