Second star to the right, straight on til morning. )'(

There's a hurricane heading for Hawaii. Can someone please tell @realDonaldTrump that Hawaii is a state and it is also an island.

At some point the Republicans who are enabling Trump are going to make their excuses or maybe even attempt to apologize to America and I hope all of America have their middle fingers ready.

Thanks for the show of support UK. That was impressive. ♥️🇬🇧

I'm a little bummed that I've missed the opportunity to have my Twitter account blocked by @realDonaldTrump

If any overly-sensitive NRA members want to unload their YETI coolers I'll gladly take them off your hands. You shouldn't be reminded of their impropriety every time you reach for a cool beverage.

Following much of the recent Facebook privacy and data scandal over the past several days, today I deleted 169 of 184 apps which had access to all or parts of my Facebook data. Often many of them also had access to data by proxy of my family, friends, and acquaintances.

Of those apps still remaining, 7 are apps that I've made personally, and the remainder solely help me export data from Facebook.

Wishing @SpaceX the best of luck for a spectacular and historic launch today!

I seem to have missed Trump's tweet taking credit for the biggest drop in Dow history. I mean, it's the BIGGEST.

The AlphaGo documentary is now on Netflix! You don't really need to know anything about Go...or AI for that matter. It's quite good. I share this only because Trumpy and Fox News would froth at the mouth every time they thought Obama was golfing. Of course, Trumpy's trips to the golf course are the least of our problems.

🎶 It's beginning to look a lot like Flynnmas! 🎶

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