veggiemail @veggiemail@mastodon.social

"hey bro just wait til you get a job and some bills then we'll see how much you like this socialism shit" -500 year old settler proverb

its always funny as hell when settlers admit they got ~less~ class conscious when they started working

Ukraine: dude stop
USA: RUSSIA IS GONNA INVADE UKRAINE. HOLY SHIT. EVERYONE LOOK.

Ukraine: dude.. shut the fuck up

if you like songs about telephones for some reason then boy have i got the playlist for you

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLgV8DOoospPFOT6xI9PsTWiK-qke9Sn_E

lol

Oryx and Craic

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GsWrlzjxbPY

#monadsmusic

mr telephone man: please dial 311. someone is about to dig up a powerline

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

mr. telephone man, there's something wrong with my line, when I call my baby's number I hear a click every time

when the cultural revolution takes your egg monopoly away 😔

port all the virtual boy games to switch