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half drunk and doing laundry. its wednesday night babey

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"hey bro just wait til you get a job and some bills then we'll see how much you like this socialism shit" -500 year old settler proverb

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its always funny as hell when settlers admit they got ~less~ class conscious when they started working

"we fucked everything up and can't be bothered to fix it. have fun getting covid dumbass"
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Ukraine: dude stop
USA: RUSSIA IS GONNA INVADE UKRAINE. HOLY SHIT. EVERYONE LOOK.

Ukraine: dude.. shut the fuck up

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mr telephone man: please dial 311. someone is about to dig up a powerline

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And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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mr. telephone man, there's something wrong with my line, when I call my baby's number I hear a click every time :possum:

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when the cultural revolution takes your egg monopoly away 😔 :badabing:

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In case you never saw this. To me this is an example of something so specific it has to be true

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developing a ray that turns financial instruments into musical instruments

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