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ok y'all i made an account where im gonna be a real human being instead of a dinosaur professor screaming about drinking strange fluids, @velexiraptor, follow for selfies and wisdom and me being a sad gay

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we are all dr doom on this blessed site

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Lets
Go
Break
Thecapitalistsystem

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hatsune miku ✅  

punished kaiba

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Salty Splatoon :blobaww:  

how are girls so cute
who did this
how is this allowed

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chara kin they warned u about  

rember when .social was fast? low key missed that

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gothsociety  

i'm gay

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i'm well acquainted with the girls of my dreams. i dream about my biggest anxieties. miss 'your ex has moved on' and i are on speaking terms, and miss 'you look awful and everyone's just pretending to like you' has been flirting with me nightly

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Ana, not a furry  

things i am:
- lesbian
- desperate for attention
- single

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now that this post is getting traction i want to be absolutely clear that i mean this in an entirely homosexual way; straight boys liking this, i appreciate your support of my lesbianism

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dirt  

YOUR 👏 RELATIONSHIP 👏 ISN'T 👏 REAL 👏 UNLESS 👏 I 👏 AM 👏 ALSO 👏 KIND 👏 OF 👏 PART 👏 OF 👏 IT 👏 SOMEHOW 👏

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Kassandra  

Support your fellow women if they want to run away from their responsibilities and join a lesbian pirate crew, that what I did and now I’m a goddess!

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em ☀️  

I wasn't on mastodon in order to be on twitter but what I have learned is: mastodon is twitter, but funny, and without the 50k ounces of sinophobic propaganda the bird site has

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Crystal  

retewt the newt

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Dr. AlienFucker  

gods are asleep commit acts of hubris

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a merry little ginger  

ginger’s tech opinions: Show more

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aphrodite  

Rise, My Beautiful Followers, For Today Is A Tits Out Kind Of Day.

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a goofy movie and princess mononoke: the two genders

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Girls! Are! Pretty!
Girls! Are! Pretty!
Girls! Are! Pretty!

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Epaminondas  

@velexiraptor @sappho It Is Excellent That You Acknowledge This, Fellow Theban! Solidarity Amongst Gays Of All Stripes Is Necessary To Thwart The Spartan Heterosexuals And Their Tyrannical Schemes!

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Kassandra  

I Can And Will Fuck Every Woman In Greece

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Sappho  

Heterosexuality? Not A Fan

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