There is a special kind of “tired of the world” that leads you to try to stick your right contact in your left eye, on top of the left contact you just inserted. That’s where I am today.

Year 1 in new house: fluffy powder, 2 hrs to shovel including pile from plows
Year 2 in new house: fluffy powder, 2 hrs to shovel including pile from plows
Year 3, bought electric snowblower: literal slushy falls from the sky for 16 hrs; not even gonna look at it til noon

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Huge Star Trek fan here, but I got to say: The Orville is better than all the recent Star Trek franchises I've seen.

You can roast me now.

Hey y'all, I've been using freehosting.com in order to test sites made with . Can anyone point me to another totally free site (again, just for testing) that lets me publish directly via FTP in my editor? TIA

The school bus that my son should be on just pulled up. Would've been so awesome to meet him as he stepped off the bus. Mom ain't havin' it tho. She'd rather drive him back and forth every day like he's in mortal danger on the bus. Meanwhile, he's missing out on non-school socializing that I think is crucial to his development.

I think my favorite time for a customer to call for a PC refresh is definitely 3pm on a Friday afternoon.

Using an image of a toddler being taught to use a computer to represent the help desk is probably offensive, right?

Please don't demand content warnings from strangers. Content warnings are a sort of social contract between an author and their followers; if you are not happy with how someone chooses to use them, do not follow that person or outright mute them, or mute words.

One of the most alienating experiences on Mastodon I've observed is when someone posts about something they're passionate about or is part of their identity and the first response is "please cw that" from a complete stranger.

Thanks

I was supposed to be making website changes today. Never even opened Mobirise. I seriously need some motivation.

@venkuskirata he's wondering why people are telling him to spoiler his posts about US politics

peak wesley

And we've entered the KT Tunstall - Eye to the Telescope phase of my evening. This means I'm about to go mix a cocktail that's really only liquor.

No entiendo porque es que los Españoles se ponen a tootear a la 1 de la mañana casi todos. Quien me lo puede explicar?

I always know when i've moved from bad mood to full on depressed by the music I end up listening to. If Melankton's playing, it's going to be a while LOL

Today was supposed to be a productive day. Make real progress on the company website, take care of a couple trouble tickets, finish a major proposal. Instead, it's 1pm and I've done nothing but yell at all morning. I really need to get an office.

If you’re new to Mastodon, the two best clients are and . I believe is where you wanna go for .

These afternoon Yankees games make my commute a goddamn hell on earth. Not a quiet spot anywhere on this train

I’ve been gone from .social for so long no one I follow is still tooting.

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