“FUCK I wanna leave this city, leave my marriage, start over somewhere else...I think”
*rando throws CHEETOS IN MY FACE*
“I’m going to burn it down before I go”

@verysmallanna while the person calling you that opens anothe beer andsnorts some more fake coke and doesn’t have a job

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like "wow this is delicious and affordable" and I'm like "thank you for supporting my small independent business"

When you've taken Peyote at Banksy's crib and you see a good satirical toot about capitalism.

It would be a shame if I left this city without causing significant damage to anything

Ok new law if I ever date again the person I fall for has to meet a tribunal of my closest friends and I’m sorry that’s really teen romcom but when they all agree that I don’t know what’s good for me I gotta acquiesce

Everything is bullshit so I’m just gonna get my shit together and leave (eventually)

Classic wildflower! 

The monarchs are migrating, so let's do COMMON MILKWEED, which I get very emotional about. There's a whole subfamily of butterflies who mate and lay eggs on milkweeds, which the larvae feed on. Deforestation and, especially, industrial agriculture hurt milkweed populations, but you can plant it in your yard. Common milkweed is a good choice for temperate areas; its life cycle is similar to the butterflies'. In September/October, the fruit splits open and releases the seeds!

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