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here's my impression of marvel comics: hmmmm this run has gone on at least five issues. you think it needs a new #1?? probably

Everything Sucks is definitely the most charming netflix original I've seen in a while. It's very good and I like it

slender man is tall so that his arms are big enough to give hugs. creepypasta idea

my dryer has upgraded its "short whine during cycle" feature into a "long, prolonged screaming during cycle" feature and lemme tell ya, folks: I Don't Love It

Here it is: my 2017 Games Of The Year post. It's long because I have a lot of things to say.

https://medium.com/@videodante/dantes-2017-games-of-the-year-469babd89379 https://mastodon.social/media/-W14QMmmsW3IOdQUC7Q

as malls fall into disrepair we should revive them as sick Hangout Spots like in high school but this time with the added stench of dying capitalism

Edith Scrogglet pours a cup of American coffee into a mug on the diner (vintage). Plurt Greggins, 67, spins a hoop with a stick. "We done did this fifty years ago... i used to work in a mine."

Paragraph 1 of "American Republicans: What's Up With THem". New York Times get at me

basically everyone in star wars is wife city to me. that's the Real Take

i've been watching titanic, over a few days, as one is wont, and that movie still rules. just an update

well i certainly wouldn't take my children to "doctor disrespect". i don't care if that's his god-given name

i'm so happy this dude successfully jumped from vine to post-vine funny shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0c_Vf3gcP0&lc=z221gnrzbna0ehwlkacdp43bfchgovhtzyqyqibf2qdw03c010c

you'd think "chew me out" and "eat me out" would mean the same thing, and yet

REPUBLICAN (punching): eat shit. eat shit you piece of shit!!!

DEMOCRAT (being punched): these are politics of division. we have to come together

REPUBLICAN (pushing dem down flight of stairs): i hope you die!!!!!

DEMOCRAT (bleeding, bruised): if only we understood each other

twitter user magakek88: i'm tired of being told i'm a R*cist for just saying that I love ethno-yastionalism :) it's ok 2 be white!!

MSNBC or whatever: This Seems Like A Legitimate Grievance Let's Get Six Stories Ran Up Right Quick. Who's The Hippest Republican We Know

Mega Man is back baby. gaming... it's "video games time". the big double M is here

"scarcity is a fuckin lie" may as well be my life motto at this point

This piece by Rob Zacny about COD:WWII and the, uh, real WWII is brilliant and worth a read. https://waypoint.vice.com/en_us/article/pa37bn/watching-history-fade-away-in-call-of-duty-wwii?utm_source=wptwitterus

if u put the animal crossing animals in jail i will call the animal crossing cops on you for:
a) being rude!!
b) impersonating an officer
c) recreating the criminal justice system

it doesn't exist but it could. there's some topical mastodon humor for you. that one's not going on twitter. it's exclusive