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This could be about Christmas elves or Tolkien elves. It applies either way

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Gandalf: "Bilbo Baggins, do not take me for some conjurer of cheap tricks"

Also gandalf: *conjures cheap trick*

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Y'all be saying you want a man that's over 6" but won't date orcs? Smh my head
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[lights teacup candle with blowtorch]
THE BEACONS OF MINAS TIRITH ARE LIT
GONDOR 🔥 CALLS 🔥 FOR 🔥 AID

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Is the fandom even alive over here? Don't make me resuscitate this bitch all by myself

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Some things from Lord of the Rings would be kinda fucked up if they were put into Dungeons and Dragons. Consider Sting, if you will:

Half-orc party member: "Hey, why's your sword always slightly glowing? Is there some kind of light enchantment on it or something?"

Sting's wielder: "Oh, no, it actually glows whenever there are...uh... whenever orcs are nearby......"

Half-orc: "...what the fuck"

#DnD #LotR

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The best part of this is the first time Frodo meets an elf, he greets him in Elvish, politely, and then after some small talk, sasses the fuck out of him.
"Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
"Go not to the elves for counsel, for they will say both no and yes"

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