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buddy you're beyond touching grass. you need to go touch some DIRT

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i bought an expensive laser hair removal plan. gonna get my face zapped next week

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don't starve parody of Chug Jug With You 

fuck i forgot my favorite part:

can we get a mushlight blueprint?
take me to the caves
i'll head to the ruins and craft some star caller's staves
let's tank it with dark swords
we got the boss loot
we're running kind of low on food, i need to break some stone fruit

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don't starve parody of Chug Jug With You 

dressed in all distinguished clothes
they've got triumphant wes and they are probably a pro
they just hammered giant beehive
i equip bush hat and i hide
we just got a bee queen crown
a bee queen crown

invite me to your server to play don't starve today
you can take me to pig king but not the caves
i'd really love to meatballs with you
we can be pro don't starve gamers

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don't starve parody of Chug Jug With You 

nvite me to your server to play don't starve today
you can take me to pig king but not the caves
i'd really love to meatballs with you
we can be pro don't starve gamers

la-la-la-la-la-e-ya
la-la-la-la-la-e-ya
la-la-la-la-la-e-ya
will you be my pro don't starve gamer? (pro don't starve gamer)

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don't starve parody of Chug Jug With You 

they said
"hey woodie, you got some heals and a log suit?"
"i need healing and i am only at 10 hp"
hey dude, sorry, maybe ask the warly
i made an alchemy engine but i don't have an ice box
there's a chest that's just down there
deerclops is coming fast and you need heals to prepare
i've got trinkets for pig king
our base is safe from lightning
i'm a cool pro don't starve gamer
cool pro don't starve gamer

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don't starve parody of Chug Jug With You 

we got a royal jelly and bee queen crown
yeah don't starve we bout to get hounds (get hounds)
ten days on the board right now
just wiped out a pigman town
my friend just got slain
i revived them now we're heading through plains
found the dragonfly desert
eat pierogies if you get hurt
invite me to your server to play don't starve today
you can take me to pig king but not the caves
i'd really love to meatballs with you
we can be pro don't starve gamers

the greatest joke the joker ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

once i get a paycheck or two i wanna get a roomba and give it a little maid costume

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it's like ur trained to be say, a weaver, right?? and u realize Hey Actually, i was meant to be a fisherman. nd as u attempt to break into the fishing business, every fisherman Properly Raised To Be A Fisher that u encounter goes "why would you want to not do the career u were raised for?? i was raised 2 b a fisherman and i LOVE it. seriously it's so cool" OR "why would you want to be a fisherman?? ive always fucking hated being a fisherman and wish i could be anything else"

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maybe @prumm or another shrike can tell what kind of bird this is, out of curiosity? i'm in Madison, Wisconsin. here's a tiny recording of it chirping in its nest. i haven't yet gotten a good photo of it from the side or above.

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my new apartment has a bird's nest right above my bedroom window, so my window is covered in bird poop. not sure how to solve this problem short of getting the landlord to evict them, which i don't want to do.

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