How come none of y'all ever told me about the greatest family reunion song ever written?
So I took this motivation survey for work and it says here my #1 identity is a troll. I have to say I was not expecting this kind of accuracy from a personality survey. #ReallyImpressed
I took an OS update (stupid, I know) and now the key combination alt+right causes the screen to lock. And I can't google it because fucking nazis are making a comeback. #2018InANutshell
Also, if you thought the drop was done for now, gird your loins. I just bought so it's guaranteed to go down again. ;-)
Also, not that you asked, but y'all should give this guy a listen. Go ahead and crank the volume to 11. 😉
And Windows is an ugly bitch that your overly conservative parents keep trying to hook you up with.
A MacBook is pretty much your cute, hip girlfriend with a stable job and good prospects for the future.
Ubuntu is exactly like a smart, sexy, cool, funny, unreliable, and sometimes psychotic girlfriend.
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