Evan @vnprc@mastodon.social

I think I just figured out why "healthy as a horse" is a saying. If the horse gets too sick they shoot it. 😬

Anyhoo, super looking forward to my annual checkup in a week. =D

After some reflection, it's definitely the kids.

Not sure if I'm just getting old or getting better jobs or if it's the kids, but it feels good to be back at work.

Hello mastodon dot social. I am super hard at work this Friday morning.

OH at work: "I don't read SQL. I just run it."

Also, wikipedia lols are the best lols.

How come none of y'all ever told me about the greatest family reunion song ever written?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_t_G42VHFg

So I took this motivation survey for work and it says here my #1 identity is a troll. I have to say I was not expecting this kind of accuracy from a personality survey. #ReallyImpressed

I took an OS update (stupid, I know) and now the key combination alt+right causes the screen to lock. And I can't google it because fucking nazis are making a comeback. #2018InANutshell

Also, if you thought the drop was done for now, gird your loins. I just bought so it's guaranteed to go down again. ;-)

It's payday. I bought bitcoin so hard this morning.

Great, now I have to track down an envelope and a stamp because in 2018 we still have to use dead trees to file an insurance claim.

Also, not that you asked, but y'all should give this guy a listen. Go ahead and crank the volume to 11. 😉

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Sw2JJ5nSbM

Got my new headphones like

If you, like me, find yourself constantly killing dbeaver when it freezes up, well today is your lucky day! I don't have time to make dbeaver suck less, but I *did* have time to write a cleverly named alias. =D

This tootstorm brought to you by Mid-Afternoon Malaise™.

And Windows is an ugly bitch that your overly conservative parents keep trying to hook you up with.

A MacBook is pretty much your cute, hip girlfriend with a stable job and good prospects for the future.

Ubuntu is exactly like a smart, sexy, cool, funny, unreliable, and sometimes psychotic girlfriend.

Well I got back together with Ubuntu again. We have a love/hate relationship; I simultaneously love and hate Ubuntu. Ubuntu is, of course, indifferent to my existence because Operating Systems don't have feelings.