After some reflection, it's definitely the kids.
Also, wikipedia lols are the best lols.
How come none of y'all ever told me about the greatest family reunion song ever written?
So I took this motivation survey for work and it says here my #1 identity is a troll. I have to say I was not expecting this kind of accuracy from a personality survey. #ReallyImpressed
I took an OS update (stupid, I know) and now the key combination alt+right causes the screen to lock. And I can't google it because fucking nazis are making a comeback. #2018InANutshell
Also, if you thought the drop was done for now, gird your loins. I just bought so it's guaranteed to go down again. ;-)
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And Windows is an ugly bitch that your overly conservative parents keep trying to hook you up with.
A MacBook is pretty much your cute, hip girlfriend with a stable job and good prospects for the future.
Ubuntu is exactly like a smart, sexy, cool, funny, unreliable, and sometimes psychotic girlfriend.
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