🏴A Void Cartographer🏴 @voidcartographer@mastodon.social

Extremely good piece about Muslim/Arab sci-fi and fantasy.

https://aeon.co/ideas/think-sci-fi-doesnt-belong-in-the-muslim-world-think-again

a good way to keep a Kindle humble is to put it right next to a big book like The Stand or Infinite Jest or something and intensely whisper "not so tough now, are ya?"

did microsoft seriously unveil a $999 laptop with *4gb* of ram in the year of our lord 2017

you, a dumb caveman: ugh why are all the men so girly in Nier: Automata

Me, a refined aesthete: 👏GIVE 👏 SEXY 👏 THONGS 👏 TO 👏 ALL👏 ANDROID 👏 BOYS 👏

just fyi every single person who doesn't follow me on Mastodon is a coward. you heard me, cowards.

Happy May Day, comrades. https://mastodon.social/media/Qtf6kHCIOCWrII_-xCw

https://mastodon.social/media/ExUpzFtHB3GT3ZHEtgA

welp I'm one hour into NieR: Automata and I've already felt sadness. this is gonna be a ride.

[David Attenborough narrating]
Cackling, a miasma demon devours her helpless young. She will soon suck the juice from its supple marrow, and leave her den in search of a new mate. Such delightful sights are commonplace here in the chaos plane, where even the natural beauty of erupting volcanoes and ash-filled skies cannot overshadow the love of a mother for her child's blood.

So birdsite banned/suspended a prominent leftist shitposter (pisspiggrandad) who mostly posted memes and pics of himself in Syria (but no violence afaik) while accounts like the Nazi American Party have 13K followers and regularly engage in Holocaust denial.

I can genuinely understand why so many people are so eager to migrate here.

Yet another ignorant asshole who doesn't understand feminism.

He's far from being the first, or the last.

Let *that* sink in. https://mastodon.social/media/45d8M9Yd6vUPfkzFh8c

how i imagine all of y'all looking when you use the #amwriting hashtag https://mastodon.social/media/yIwCnUZtXWoX0P1_VKI

*typing into google search bar with great intensity*
SEXY BLINK 182 SONIC THE HEDGEHOG NEVERENDING STORY FANFICTION

[pictured: Piers Morgan waking up in the morning and checking his social media feed]

https://mastodon.social/media/dWx4x9hcRWzOd7bxeCE

i invite people from all instances to follow me if they want quality shitposts about Zizek

Virginia Woolf suddenly opens her coffin. "This article's bullshit," she screams, and closes the lid. Somewhere, in another timeline, George Saunders sighs.

https://mastodon.social/media/J3zYf_wge6BqEe7Y2fc

what idiot called the dark souls 3 boss "twin princes" instead of "pain pals"

ordered a new SSD so I can turn my desktop PC into a hackintosh. lord Jobs in heaven (?) have mercy on this poor person without the outrageous means to buy a Mac Pro