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A bash function to use on airports:

```
function changeMac() {
local mac=$(openssl rand -hex 6 | sed 's/\(..\)/\1:/g; s/.$//')
sudo ifconfig en0 ether $mac
sudo ifconfig en0 down
sudo ifconfig en0 up
echo "Your new physical address is $mac"
}
```

Unlimited WiFi 🤘.

Support: We are going to send you a PDF form for you to print, fill out, scan and then email back to us

...

Me: You know what? The Internet is really good at forms.

Me, code reviewing and annotating my code :)

Who needs rhetorical questions?

The more you look at it, the weirder it gets.

That sums it up.

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10 Get ☕️
20 Forget about ☕️
30 Drink cold ☕️ in shame
GOTO 10

Lord give me the confidence of a recruiter who thinks I want to leave my job for a part time, 3 month contractor gig working on Java in Pittsburg

Never give up.

Six Stages of Debugging

Step 1 : That can’t happen.

Step 2 : That doesn’t happen on my machine.

Step 3 : That shouldn’t happen.

Step 4 : Why does that happen?

Step 5 : Oh, I see.

Step 6 : how did that ever work?

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A(e)rial Bombing

“You could” does not mean “you should”.

Do not forget to tip your server.

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What else?

Speech: 100
Destruction: 100

You are always one decision away from a totally different life.