volkan.io @volkan@mastodon.social

- Happy birthday darling.
+ I can’t believe my eyes, love! Thank you!
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https://mastodon.social/media/00qRmEHeCtDAQKnHXkM

User: admin
Pass: admin

Do not google “kilted yoga”.

I repat:
Do not google “kilted yoga”!

Lesson: Fluid Dynamics
Topic: Surface Tension in Liquids

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That is some goddamn work ethics!

This happens even to the best of us ;)

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#javascript

When I rage against the machine,
the machine is usually a printer.

Focus on outcomes.
Not on tech.

https://mastodon.social/media/sDUR3qrhBiRWH_9e5RY

Any time you want to say “Actually...” replace it with “the way I understand this is...”

Meanwhile, on a parallel universe…

#Designer problems.

func transfer(
to: Account,
from: Account,
amount: Money
) {
Thread.sleep( 5days );
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}

^ Most likely how online banking code is written in the US.

Guys, if she:

- is 27 years old,
- is tough to understand (at first),
- won't let you exit easily,
- discourages your usage of the arrow keys,
- ships default with Linux-based OSs…

She is not your gal, she’s vim.

If a developer builds a feature, and no manager is around to track progress, was any software actually written?