wait theres a random startup using the app.net domain now eww https://build.app.net/ourteam
its the year 2030: twitter.com is the website of an insurance company in new jersey usa
@wakest the twist: the insurance company is owned by jack
also it's failing
@kibi the insurance company was originally part of something in a square? but jack got kicked out of the square because he spent too much time tooting (they use to call it tweeting before that had this weird trumpian connotation)
@wakest i'm just imagining this situation where jack goes “screw this internet stuff i'm going to start a business that it will be impossible to fail at: an insurance company in Jersey”
but Little Does He Know…
@wakest In the year 2018, Slashdot is run by a former cocaine-smuggling cartel.
@wakest I believe that twitter will evolve to something else.
@wakest i love utopian sci-fi
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