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War and Peas 🧿

Majestic Fortress

A four-panel comic by 'War and Peas'. 1. A king with a red cape and crown proudly gestures to a yellow castle, exclaiming, 'Behold, I have built this majestic fortress.' 2. His servant with a pointy hat and robe, responds skeptically, 'But my lord, your castle is made of marshmallows.' 3. The king stands atop the castle, confidently declaring, 'Yes! So that all of my enemies may bounce off of its fluffy walls.' In the background, a warrior charges at the castle, yelling 'RAAAA!' 4. The charging warrior bounces off the castle wall with a 'BOING!' sound effect. The servant comments, 'Genius, my lord.'
Nov 23, 2023, 05:30 PM·Public·Web
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War and Peas 🧿

Can someone provide alt text?

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War and Peas 🧿

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Marcello Bastéa-Forte

@warandpeas courtesy of chatgpt:

"A four-panel comic titled 'War and Peas'.

1. A fox-like king with a red cape and crown proudly gestures to a yellow castle, exclaiming, 'Behold, I have built this majestic fortress.'
2. A wizard-looking character, with a pointy hat and robe, responds skeptically, 'But my lord, your castle is made of marshmallows.'

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Marcello Bastéa-Forte

@warandpeas

3. The king stands atop the castle, confidently declaring, 'Yes! So that all of my enemies may bounce off of its fluffy walls.' In the background, a warrior charges at the castle, yelling 'RAAAA!'
4. The charging warrior bounces off the castle wall with a 'BOING!' sound effect. The wizard comments, 'Genius, my lord.'"

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Marcello Bastéa-Forte

@warandpeas ok after correcting the AI a bunch this a lot better

A chatgpt response: Understood. Here's the revised alt text: "A four-panel comic titled 'War and Peas'. 1. In a green landscape against a blue sky, a king with a red cape, orange beard, and crown stands on the battlements of a bright yellow castle, saying, 'Behold, I have built this majestic fortress.' A wizard, with a gray pointy hat and robe, stands next to him. 2. The wizard responds, 'But my lord, your castle is made of marshmallows.' 3. The king declares, 'Yes! So that all of my enemies may bounce off of its fluffy walls.' In the background, a knight in dark armor, riding a brown horse with a lance, charges at the castle, yelling 'RAAAA!' 4. The knight and his horse bounce off the castle wall with a 'BOING!' sound effect against the blue sky. The wizard comments, 'Genius, my lord.'"
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Marcello Bastéa-Forte

@warandpeas cept his beard isn’t orange unless I’m super colorblind. I think we all still have jobs thankfully

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Greg Nilsen

@marcello3d @warandpeas

I read your alt text and immediately said "What the fox?"

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Jan Adriaenssens

@warandpeas ChatGPT gave me this:

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A four-panel cartoon shows a fox-headed king boasting about his fortress made of marshmallows to a wizard. The king explains it will make enemies bounce off its walls. Indeed, a knight bounces off the fluffy wall with a "BOING!" The wizard praises the king's genius. The cartoon is captioned "War and Peas."

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bison ✅

@warandpeas i use chatGPT for image descriptions, ist so amazing (yeah, slight mistakes ^^").
Full text is in the image description

Short:

ALT text: Comic strip titled "War and Peas" showing a fox king who built a castle out of marshmallows, resulting in a charging knight bouncing off its walls, while the king and his adviser discuss the fluffy defense strategy.

Text extracted from the image: 1. "BEHOLD, I HAVE BUILT THIS MAJESTIC FORTRESS." 2. "BUT MY LORD, YOUR CASTLE IS MADE OF MARSHMALLOWS." 3. "YES! SO THAT ALL OF MY ENEMIES MAY BOUNCE OFF OF ITS FLUFFY WALLS." 4. "RAAAA!" 5. "GENIUS, MY LORD." 6. "BOING!" 7. "War and Peas" Image description: The image is a four-panel comic strip. In the first panel, a character with fox-like features, wearing a crown, stands proudly beside a large yellow castle with a flag, announcing the construction of the fortress. In the second panel, another character, appearing as a wizard or adviser with a pointed hat, informs the fox king that the castle is made of marshmallows. The third panel shows a knight on horseback charging at the castle, yelling, only to bounce off its walls as indicated by the onomatopoeic word "BOING!" in the fourth panel. The fox king and the adviser watch from atop the castle, with the adviser proclaiming the king's genius. The comic strip is titled "War and Peas." ALT text: Comic strip titled "War and Peas" showing a fox king who built a castle out of marshmallows, resulting in a charging knight bouncing off its walls, while the king and his adviser discuss the fluffy defense strategy.
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bison ✅

@warandpeas the new premium feature is to make your own "ai's" with own instructions, this is "custom" (or just write "describe the image to a blind person and write ALT text" ^^).

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Je ne suis pas goth

@warandpeas my attempt:

1st panel:
A king exclaims (we know it's a king, because he has a beard and a kingly cape, plus he's standing at the top of a castle): Behold, I have built this majestic fortress.
2nd panel: slight zoom out. Besides the king, a servant (or some kind of wizard? They have a pointy hat) answers: But my lord, your castle is made of marshmallows.

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Je ne suis pas goth

@warandpeas 3rd panel:
KING: Yes! So that all my enemies may bounce off it's fluffy walls.
(A knight in armor, mounting a horse is charging at the castle walls, screaming "RAAAAAA!")
4th panel:
SERVANT: Genius, my lord.
(Below, the knight and his steed are shown bouncing far off after hitting the walls of the castle, with an audible "BOING!" written)

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muxauy 🚴🇪🇺

@warandpeas that fortress is not going to stand up against a dragon very well 🔥

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