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"The computing scientist’s main challenge is not to get confused by the complexities of his own making." -- E. W. Dijkstra

fallowing NYCT Subway bot has brought to Mastodon that slow sense of fear as I prepare to risk the train gods in my effort to return home.

me: *points at toast* bread
*points at pretzel* bread

ignorant ppl: *through sobs* you can't just say everything is bread.... please....

me: *points at pasta walking by* bread

“bread and circuses” was the roman tactic to suppress political opposition by keeping it sated and deathly afraid of clowns

my favorite bread is the langos my mother use to make. especially with garlic rubbed right on when they were fresh from the oven.

i love bread why is everyome talking about it im new :)

I worry about people do don't wash thier hands after using the restroom. are they ok?

politics USA 

going to log off for a little
(come back in an hour)
why is everyone talking about back scratchers?

this is the best stuff since slice bread!

(I'm doing this right?)

deleted a toot about Ginger ale after reading Ginger beer by mistake. clearly I know what my mind is at (it's dark plus stormy)

ginger ale is the closest thing that this world has to a health potion

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