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haha that's my gender

jerks: *through sobs* you cant.. you cant just say everythings your gender...

me: *pointing at a raccoon eating from the trash* my gender

ah, NetHack... I put a ring on and it ends up being a ring of conflict and my pet dog immediately turns around and murders me. :)

The recursive centaur: half horse, half recursive centaur

the differences in font rendering between firefox and chrome have single-handedly aged me 20 years in 5 days. amazing.

I took the day off my job so I could focus on my other job.

π–‡π–Š π–Œπ–†π–ž 𝖉𝖔 π–ˆπ–—π–Žπ–’π–Š
𝒷𝑒 π‘”π’Άπ“Ž π’Ήπ‘œ 𝒸𝓇𝒾𝓂𝑒
𝕓𝕖 π•˜π•’π•ͺ 𝕕𝕠 π•”π•£π•šπ•žπ•–
be gay do crime
ǝɯıɹɔ op ΚŽΙΙ“ ǝq
πŸ„±πŸ„΄ πŸ„ΆπŸ„°πŸ…ˆ πŸ„³πŸ„Ύ πŸ„²πŸ…πŸ„ΈπŸ„ΌπŸ„΄
β“‘β“” ⓖⓐⓨ β““β“ž β“’β“‘β“˜β“œβ“”
π›πž 𝐠𝐚𝐲 𝐝𝐨 𝐜𝐫𝐒𝐦𝐞
bΜ½Ν“eΜ½Ν“ Μ½Ν“gΜ½Ν“aΜ½Ν“yΜ½Ν“ Μ½Ν“dΜ½Ν“oΜ½Ν“ Μ½Ν“cΜ½Ν“rΜ½Ν“iΜ½Ν“mΜ½Ν“eΜ½Ν“

i'm sorry, sherlock holmes game, but I'm already stuck at the first puzzle where I figure out which of these is 'easy' and which is 'hard'

I think we're all at the point where games need to default to windowed mode. I play casual games and I need my constant stream of fediverse please.

*wakes up suddenly* TΓ©a never loses and could have saved the world in 200 less episodes. Send toot.

mastodon is waaaaay more into Windows 3.1 than birdsite, and somehow that makes a whole lot of sense

some people like to 'go out' or 'do things' on saturday, but that's pretty overrated when you *could* be imaging CDs and floppies all day

the work of tech thought-leaders is so underappreciated. I mean, the looooong, awkward essay you are forced to write every year defending "slave" as a technical term. what would we do without them. (sarcasm)

Know #python & #databases?

Apply to this sweet job with ImpactStory, a very cool nonprofit that works on open scholcomm.

The job is the lead dev on Unpaywall, the index of all the free-to-read scholarly papers in the world.

#Job ad:

there's always a Reviewer #2... you know who they are... smdh, Reviewer #2... such a rascal

some people compliment me and that's great, but when I see a person do a shader thing I'm just like "how. how is this possible. how have you done this" always impressed

never gets old (yes it does. it very much does)

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