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HTML is a language that can say anything with just span elements and I think that is beautiful.

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I have made substantial improvements to OnlyFans. I call this work OnlySpans.

the only trickle down economics I support is where the richest person pays for the budget and when they run out of money, we trickle down to the next richest person

I'm no expert but I think they'd make more money if they made bejeweled 4 and 5 and THEN made 3 last.

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how did they make a bejeweled 3 without the first two disappearing

I'm just biding my time until Spelunky 2 comes out.

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*builds a new computer with 16 cores and 64GiB ram*

*immediately installs and plays classic DOOM on it for hours*

ruth bader ginsburg dying while henry kissinger is alive at 97 gives me such immense grief

installing software used to be annoying because of the floppy disks, but now it's annoying because of how many data sharing checkboxes I have to uncheck.

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kids, don't trust any software that describes a privacy feature and then gives you a Yes and No button but no question marks.

This is both a really sad detail in that it had to be done, and yet an uplifting one: Angela Lansbury created a small role on Murder, She Wrote to ensure a friend wouldn't lose their health insurance.

Movie Idea: Reboot of "Murder By Death" except the 10 fictional detectives and Tim Curry all play Among Us on Twitch dot tv.

this captcha wouldn't let me continue until I said a mailbox was a parking meter, so if a robot drops money in your post, you're welcome fellow humans

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gently trying to remind my foreign colleagues that they should maybe perhaps possibly consider how they get out of the country in a couple of months

not sure if Microsoft owning Doom makes the idea of widely releasing the old games for free more or less likely... they don't have that great of a track record here

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Again, it still seems more than reasonable for news outlets to add 'this makes no sense' to their reporting instead of flatly repeating what the government says. "The DOJ, citing no evidence, strangely designates most populous city in the country as an 'anarchist jurisdiction'."

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The most populous city in the US is an anarchist jurisdiction according to *checks notes* the US government?? IF ONLY

again, it shouldn't be about "fixing" algorithms that are biased, it should be about removing algorithms that serve no purpose. twitter should just let people crop their own images.

I believe interdisciplinary work is the only possibility for creating new, innovative progress. A lack of funding, advancement, and opportunity due to a publishing culture that bars entry to work of other fields will hurt specifically young academics and stifle human advancement.

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publishers wielding copyright is among the greatest barriers to interdisciplinary work

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