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choosing my daily outfit like

I've written an article for ArsTechnica covering the history of what we were able to accomplish during my time in SNES emulation, as well as the last major piece that remains to be finished. Thanks to Kyle Orland for the amazing opportunity here!
https://arstechnica.com/gaming/2020/04/how-snes-emulators-got-a-few-pixels-from-complete-perfection/

BUCKETS ARE JUST DOMESTICATED HOLES

This month, I fear for those who "grew up" and never let themselves create any more. Who have never expressed their feelings except by talking to people, and who are stuck at home alone for the first time in their lives, and are deciding to stream GoT or Walking Dead or something cheerful like that.

If you know this person, encourage them to take up... something. Anything. Pick up the childish thing they abandoned.

Have they tried curing coronavirus with the blockchain?

She lit the candles and invoked the demon's name.
"I am summoned for thy bidding."
She showed her app.
"Will this work?"
The demon studied the sigils, pentagram, and animations on the phone.
"Yes."
"Can I give you an alias?"
"Only names borne by no angel or demon."
"Siri?"
"No."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

And that's how npm works

reminder that this is actually good hygiene advice

Car dealer: This car is fully autonomous."
Me: "Impressive! Can it talk?"
Car dealer: "Of course!"
Me, to car: "Are you held here against your will?"
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

*throwing a temper tantrum, rolling around on the floor*

I DON'T WANT TO BE THE MOST ADULT PERSON IN THE ROOM

SOMEONE ELSE BE OLD AND REASONABLE I DON'T WAAANNAAAAA