I'm at work, farting on the toilet
buy this to die instantly
dont say "poop cupboard"
beep boop im a computer hacker. reboot the floppy disk
the solidarity and condolences are very appropriate and needed, and i'm grateful for that
the hysteria with which people are reacting as though this tragedy was unique and heralds a new stage of the same fascism that has claimed the lives of literally hundreds of black people in the US and syrians, yemenis, iraqis, ukrainians and so on in the past few decades is so ungodly alienating
bathroom humor is violence
how great will it be when the archaelogical record of our culture is the internet. wish i could see the e621 museum exhibits
𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢'𝔰 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔴𝔯𝔬𝔫𝔤
I'm going to the bathroom
Who wants to come??
oh my FUCKING christ i just turned off permission for search engines to crawl my profile time to delete