I tried to host a sausage roast for this new years but it took a turn for the wurst.

@woob i hear that adding a particular seabird to the sausage can improve it a lot, but they're expensive to buy

so one of my friends resorted to shoplifting from the butcher shop

they took a tern for the wurst

@rey @woob sdafkjheirwjlnkdfsojp;'wlnradslkf;'mwasjnlkmewurpsoajcanlxzmnoasjekr

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