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wow.... hard to believe all turkeys were born today........
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This is one of those days I'm disgusted by what the web has become. Dubious Google CAPTCHAs sprinkled everywhere, in-page modals, 3 MB pages to show 280 characters, sites that only work in Google Chrome (motto: "The New IE6") or have sunk even lower to only being phone apps. Cloudflare hiding random strings with @ signs in them unless you have JS enabled. Videos instead of text.

Maybe I can just... not use the web, except for work? Can I do that? I kinda want to give it a try.

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I posted this last year in my neighborhood Facebook group

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the safest way to use computers is still abstinence

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it takes 420 muscles to frown but only 69 muscles to smile

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@cooler_ranch the tenured professor of gender and the associate professor of driving walk into a bathroom...

I’ll let someone else write the punchline

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i know i am the same jenn at 33 as i was when i was 23 and 13 and 3 because i still would rather eat my own ass than pay for powerpoint

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