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Normal: Toot
Safe: Tôôt
Horny: Tóòt
Important: Tööt
Chill: Tõõt

Ever read how someone lost their job and think to yourself, "Yeah that makes sense."

If this poop takes any longer I'm gonna miss my train.

I should work out today. Won't get another chance at the gym until Sunday.

*does anything other than work out*

Welp.

Why don't women just say they are not interested? It's not that hard.

*Girl ignores my signs that I'm not interested*

FUCK FUCK WHAT DO I DO SHE IS STILL TALKING I FEEL LIKE I'M DROWNING WHY AM I DROWNING WHY IS SHE DROWNING ME AHHHH

I have spent way too many shitty days on this planet to waste my time getting to know a woman who hates cuddling.

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