A haiku about getting out of bed:
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
i have been informed by The Internet that actually, i am Wrong
The #Osborne1 portable computer ca. 1981.
Going to a Mexican restaurant and gay bar with friends tonight sounds like a solid plan 👌
Any new Mastodon clients for iOS? 📲
The pawoo.net instance has completely taken over the federated timeline with............anime porn.
Suggested Content Warning Toots (Feel Free to Boost :repeat:) Show more
Using CWs can be tricky. There's no mandate, but users often request that toots are placed behind content warnings when they revolve around the topics below:
• Current Events
• Violence / Abuse
• Guns / Weapons
• Sexism / Racism / Hatred / Bigotry
Boost this toot if you like it :repeat:, and reply with suggestions! Thanks everyone, love you! :heart:
Now That's What I Call Release Notes™ (But seriously, this is so much better than "bug fixes and enhancements")
Only 90s kids will remember... Show more
The rest of us can't. Those memories are gone. We stare with blank eyes. 90s kids shake our shoulders and we can't help them. Our pasts are shrouded in fog and their pleas to remember with them are like distant ice cracking on a frozen ocean. Their memories are their own burden to carry. We have left it all behind and we are free.
a group of people standing around a large brown and white dog
Missed the first shuttle to work and barely made the second. Phew, the weekend can't come soon enough.