A haiku about getting out of bed:
No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
i have been informed by The Internet that actually, i am Wrong
The #Osborne1 portable computer ca. 1981.
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Only 90s kids will remember... Show more
The rest of us can't. Those memories are gone. We stare with blank eyes. 90s kids shake our shoulders and we can't help them. Our pasts are shrouded in fog and their pleas to remember with them are like distant ice cracking on a frozen ocean. Their memories are their own burden to carry. We have left it all behind and we are free.
a group of people standing around a large brown and white dog
Missed the first shuttle to work and barely made the second. Phew, the weekend can't come soon enough.
Goodnight Mastodon! Tomorrow I'm going to learn about SQL/databases to automate some tedious stuff at work. 🌙
"Will Mastodon make any money?" scream the journalists, who have forgotten the joy of building sandcastles on the beach
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