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Wyatt ๐Ÿ† @wyattwd@mastodon.social

A haiku about getting out of bed:

No no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no

i have been informed by The Internet that actually, i am Wrong

Going to a Mexican restaurant and gay bar with friends tonight sounds like a solid plan ๐Ÿ‘Œ

Any new Mastodon clients for iOS? ๐Ÿ“ฒ

@wyattwd I am tooting for this feature too. I am finding myself muting hundreds of users currently.

The pawoo.net instance has completely taken over the federated timeline with............anime porn.

So, uh, could I just block this entire instance?

Suggested Content Warning Toots (Feel Free to Boost :repeat:) Show more

Now That's What I Call Release Notesโ„ข (But seriously, this is so much better than "bug fixes and enhancements")

Only 90s kids will remember... Show more

a group of people standing around a large brown and white dog

Missed the first shuttle to work and barely made the second. Phew, the weekend can't come soon enough.

*sees a toot i made 10h ago* wow i was so different back then