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lubrication is permitted but only as a performance enhancer, not if it materially affects the output of calculation

i propose that from now, "bare metal" will mean only hosting in entirely mechanical environments

optimal merge order strategy for git branch graphs:

๐Ÿ†— merge branches in order of most to least commits
๐Ÿ†— merge least to most commits
๐Ÿ†— merge branches to generate op art
๐Ÿ†— whatever will look like a silly railroad game
๐Ÿ†— lolmerge

tfw you type "git merge featurename" and forget --no-ff and get all pissy cos now you'll have to unpick stuff

then tfw you realise you entered "git branch merge featurename" and you just have to drop a dumb branch named "merge"

lol friday

climate change, politics Show more

uh ... which is it?

I think the second sentence probably means "the old format is supported ... for now" but "keeping" suggests no change to me, which conflicts with the first part

(No exclusion/disrespect intended to any colleagues who don't identify as human.)

I have to say this cos I posted in company IRC "eh, I got a beesting, feeling rubbery" then phoned neighbours to make sure i had local support ... but didn't check back in IRC while remote colleagues got concerned. Oops :)

I love my team tho, what a fine bunch of humans.

No indication of anaphylaxis! I'm ok! FOR NOW

Got a bee sting and ended up a bit buzzed, presuming just adrenalin but also fun.

I have too many apricot stones and don't know what to do with them.

(Apparently you can poison someone, which sounds like a bad idea. Or you can sell them as a hocuspocus for cancer, which is the same.)

found three cheques ($388) i didn't bank in 2008

Disposing of a case of CDs from way back. So far "OS9 retail" was the only installer I paused for

Today I noticed a nearby street is called Crescent but is actually a no exit and does not return to the street it left.

That's not how it works is it?

alternatively, says "Go to your Bluetooth headphone setting and turn off high quality audio aptx"

such misfeaturing! annoying users into disabling your audio feature just to escape your notifications