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Our puppy loves to steal/eat socks.
Already had one vet trip where he swallowed two. Last night woke me up hacking up another. I wake up and he's fallen asleep with yet another now draped across his neck.
Sheesh dog! Stop it.
the way the sock was folded did look rather like a cock at that point
make of this whatever you will
how do dogs even operate their digestive processes ffs
"just chuck it in reverse, it'll spit it straight back out, hu hu hu hu!"
tbh, at 03:57 when he woke me by hacking a sock up, I thought at first it was an entire courgette and then (because you couldn't swallow and regurgitate a courgette entire) more likely a dildo, and I was really not looking forward to explaining to our hosts that the puppy had found and swallowed someone's sexytime toys