what's good mastodon?
Gruth Rader Binsberg
Berking your peebus should probably be a crime
Please remember that logging off is illegal and punishable by up to 4 years on Mars or up to $300000000 in fines
Chunks of ice seem to be falling from the sky at an alarming rate
Does mastodon have a hitman instance?
Not the videogame btw
Meep meep! Is a noise that doesn't get enough credit
A superpower that's just always being able to experience time at one rate. No more time flying by when you're having fun or standing still when you're bored as shit
We're fucking doomed
Bad news everyone: a weird guy just came into my store to tell me the cell towers in the parking lot were invented by China to give us corona virus, which was also invented by China
The best part of social media, to me, is how easy it is to make strangers insanely mad
Made Twitter incredibly mad with a Kanye opinion. A great website
Moo moo moo. Moo moo moo!
Thinking about playing a game
Devs should release covid-20 already. I'm sick of covid-19
Mpls is a powder keg right now. I hope the cops don't light a match
Einy meeny miney fuck
Always good to be reminded that my boss is a garbage person
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