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jon / jeanne | 28
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why does the guy from star trek even have a gun, they use phasers
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selling my nudes? fella, I can't *give* these nudes away!!!
[dark ymca voice] old man
there's no place you can go
one band dies......... a new one with the almost the exact same members is born anew. the circle of life.
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@yardgnome you better believe i got that fucked up thing and immediately knew i had a spot for it
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selfie, boosts+, tall girl trying to fit in the frame
around the world in 80 days was the original speedrun
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if they brought back lemons i'd start buying quaaludes again
look at this cool ass dick nosed motherfucker. big government doesn't want you to do a line of blow in the bathroom at the roxy with joe camel
if they brought back joe camel i'd start buying cigarettes again
damn i'm bored
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*puts on flat balanced headphones as to distinguish gunshot and footstep frequency ranges with ease*
"i become a different person when the cans come on..."
they've already been in a fighting game before!!! come on nintendo make it happen
daytona usa car for smash
🎵 doot-doo-doot-doot doot-doot doot-doot doo-doooooooo...... 🎵
DAYTONAAAAAAAAAAA
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anybody who says that war is a natural part of the human condition needs to get kicked in the shins
damn the Dreamcast owned.............
really just wanna play Rez tbh
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jon / jeanne | 28
Joined Oct 2017
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