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Gonna get me some shasta cola and some blessed rum to celebrate not having work tomorrow.

Gonna ratchet it up in 'burbs. Maybe get a piñata just cause.

Carlo boosted

Finally feeling like human! I think Im almost in the clear from being sick. lol

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I can only hope to really capture the "normal average woman" well.

Lmao if you cant laugh at yourself, youre in for a long life of being unnecessarily butthurt.


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I've made a deliberate choice against a quoting feature because it inevitably adds toxicity to people's behaviours. You are tempted to quote when you should be replying, and so you speak at your audience instead of with the person you are talking to. It becomes performative. Even when doing it for "good" like ridiculing awful comments, you are giving awful comments more eyeballs that way. No quote toots. Thank's

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Gonna use mastodon to be truly myself.

Expect videos of me destorying 2lb burritos whilst sauce dribbles onto my shirt from my chin.

If that's a hit ima make my content premium where you pay me for footage of me mowing my lawn or cleaning my bathtub in PJs. Hell ya.

I can't get over how cute everyone is. I have adorable followers.

Tfw I log on and see everyone's already tooting up a storm

Good morning! 

My brand is gay communist that points at his toots.

Hell yeah I'm LGBT:

L - Let’s
G - Go
B - Boost
T - Toots

My entire TL is communism, toot jokes and pets.

I don't understand how we didn't get here sooner.

ayyy gabagool!

im fucking eating prosciutto di parma ovah here

so glad to be here tooting with all my friends as the world burns down around us.

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