Yesterday i was blessed by a lapfull of cat. Which is great bc i only know how to interact w dog. She climbed up and i was like ALL IS GOOD. (spoiler alert: im doing ok but like....life/work is killing me)

@Prawnlegs Dearest Jey: plz kinkshame this wanton woman. Plz n 10Q lmao. (Also net would make Norah so. SO. MAD. She is a nosey heaux that likes to migrate from front seat to back seat bc she likes to judge traffic lmao)

The Mark Of The Beast is a maga hat pass it on

YALL I JUAT REREAD THE DRAB FISHWIFE AND LIKE

NOT TO BE AN OVERINFLATED SENSE OF EGO, BUT I WRITE PRETTY DANG GOOD

AND NOW IM MAD I HAVE TO WRITE THE REST OF THIS MY OWN DAMN SELF HAHAHAHAHA

I mean i know theyre flying but its agoby waiting to see if our garbage pile of a gov is going to allow any of them to stick is what im saying

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Yall ive been home sick w what i was 80000000% sure was cold or allergies, but i gotta get covid tested bc just to be safe, ANYWAY IVE JUST BEEN SCREAM SINGING "THE FINAL COUNT DOWN" ALL WEEK anyway camt wait for the lawsuits to start flying around

Alas, this is not MY lab but maybe in a year I'll be in a less shitty lab!!!!!!! Anyway check out these fucking nerds. Rember kids, we're scientists lmao

Much like w Anais, Cicada is def an afterthought in the face of Tetta's scorching hotness lol

YALL. I WENT THRU THE FIVE STAGES OF GRIEF, STARTING W ANGER, GOING INTO ANGER, THEN ACCEPTING MY ANGER, THEN GETTING MORE ANGRY AGAIN, AND NOW Im over it lol. This post brought to you by my disappointment in my career development, as always lmaooooooooooooo.

@Prawnlegs JEYBY JEYBY

CAN I BUY YOU TABI SHOES? WOULD THAT BE WEIRD? I WANNA GET YOU GOATY DEMON HOOVES

Husbando needs a new job bc literal human body parts at work and cw:dead baby 

YEAH SO HUSBAND HAD TO SPEND 10 HRS LOOKING FOR A HUMAN BABY CADAVER BC A HOSPITAL 1. SENT BIOMEDICAL WASTE (HUMAN BITS) TO THE WRONG FACILITY FOR WASTE MANAGEMENT, AND 2. PUT SOMEONES DEAD BABY IN THE TRASH, LIKE WHAT KIND OF INSENSITIVE DEMON DOES THAT????? anyway some woman from VA (from the hospital?????) drove up at like 3AM to pick up the body.

Someone plz hire this man he didnt sign up for this!!!!

@magpietongue @LaureltheRadish @Prawnlegs i just saw abt kippers. I love you all and i hope you are doing okay :( plz let me know if i can do anything to help.

@LaureltheRadish does this stitch look ok for a pullover or should i go w a denser stitch? This is the tunisian simple stitch. My hook gauge is probs like 3x bigger than the thread/yarn weight but i wanted a light airy fabric.

LIKE???? I VERY MUCH ENJOY MOLEKINE SKETCHBOOKS (paper so smooth so thick nice ivory tint yessss) and apparently theyre 81lb, so off to The Internet Go I to find 80lb cream colored smooth paper to punch discbound holes in and slip into my notebook. Im setting up a Personal Goals Agenda for 2021 (taupe leather A5 cover size with rose gold 1in discs), and now A DIMoleskine for train sketches (chestnut leather A5 cover with tortoiseshell 1in discs). Im so excited abt my stupid lil journals.

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It occurs to me i can make a discbound sketchbook with bristol paper IF I WANTED TO so now im obsessing. So long 6ring A5 binder obsession, hello discbound junior obsession.

I pick them up, respendent, a child on each hip. Theyve inherited my withering gaze. And then Linda bursts into flames and the gender binary has been officially dismantled.

Your welcome for my public service announcement.

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