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I used to think red wine was gross but now we're best friends

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i have been sitting here laughing at this shirt that twitter user @zenthetiger got custom printed for like five minutes

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haha. i’m just making posts on internet site

It's not summer until the coconut oil melts

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hey, is it okay if i tell you something? i know we've been spending a lot of time together over the past few months and having you in my life as my #elf #partner has been really amazing. i've just been doing some thinking and -- please don't feel the need to reciprocate this if that's not how you feel, but -- i know it feels like things are moving really fast but i'm thinking i might want to make you my #elf #wife someday

Y'all ever go to Walmart stoned and spend $81?

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@dlnwgnr@twitter.com Go do your geometry homework Alexis

Steven from long island on hot topics right now what's your number

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Oh so this is why I’ve been an emotional void

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hey guys whats up just logged on sorry i was busy cyber bullying people

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Pewdiepie spends 18 minutes in todays video breaking down the tati vs james charles drama

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The only person who used the filter right

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