calliope is a user on mastodon.social. You can follow them or interact with them if you have an account anywhere in the fediverse. If you don't, you can sign up here.

calliope @yskaya@mastodon.social

That moment of the month where you've locked yourself in the house, again, and you sit down to write a status update about it after 25 minutes of frantically running about because the washing is blowing off the rails outside, then with an annoyed sigh glance to the left of where you've plunked your sorry ass down and spot your keys. Now to find yourself thinking: "That's actually a good spot maybe next time.." Here is where you facepalm your past self.

really enjoying cartoonists' use of the multiple pictures/ slideshow option -that instagram now features, for comedic effect.

calliope boosted

If you like #Mastodon, maybe consider supporting financially, even a little bit, say $1 per month?

patreon.com/user?u=619786

LOADS of volunteer-run stuff dies due to lack of funding, and a reliable regular income makes a huge difference. Plus @gargron and co. work really really hard on this! cybre.space/media/VaK4zt6hxspY

happy to see you all! *tries to catch up on all the acronyms, halfway succeeds, then pretends to read an urban fantasy* heh. the tusky app is working really well

calliope boosted

Well well, look who claimed /mastodon on patreon! (Finally!)

(yes it's @Gargron )

patreon.com/mastodon

There's an update out regarding hires, and plans for what to do with this great support we are receiving:

patreon.com/posts/organization

calliope boosted

Opinion: garden sheds should have at least 1 window so you can get a glimpse of the monster before it tries to eat your face.

calliope boosted

Tusky is finally back in the main F-Droid repository! f-droid.org/repository/browse/

You can just as well search for "Tusky" in the F-Droid app to find it.

welp, both tooty fruity & pawoo client don't show my personal timeline. ui on both is nice though!

mastodon is totally spoiling me for birdsite, the 500 character constraint to write with is heavenly. <3

I've an incling that what I say is possible, but nothing is worse than people coming up to you and telling you 'this detail ruined the immmersion/suspense of disbelief' and you could've easily fixed it, if only you'd done some research first

currently researching commercially licenced dna for a sci-fi . most people will read over the few panels in which the tech is shown, but it'll be important later on and I would like a time machine so I can see if the joke lands, but no. no time machines for me, just layers and layers of pdfs to go through.

calliope boosted

SSH-themed horror movie ideas

1) Host on Haunted Hill
2) Ghost in the zsh
3) Dude Where Did I Redirect My Output?
4) Paranormal Activity Detected
5) The Exorcism of systemd
6) The Silence of the Error Messages, Even on Debug Level
7) The GNU Witch Project
8) Salò, or the 120 Days With Still No Patch From Our Vendor
9) Invasion of the ICMP packets

calliope boosted

share to pet
       __
     />  フ
     |  _  _ l
     /` ミ_xノ
     /      |
    /  ヽ   ノ
    │  | | |
 / ̄|   | | |
 | ( ̄ヽ__ヽ_)__)
 \二つ

calliope boosted
calliope boosted

Lots of choo choos Show more

calliope boosted

concept: a mastodon instance hosted in a hacked IoT smart dishwasher

calliope boosted

Today is my 10th day on fediverse. Wrote a beginner's FAQ - medium.com/tebelorg/my-first-1

Thanks to @Gargron for creating Mastodon and @ian for hosting Mastodon.Network! 😁

calliope boosted

always love the feeling of sinking back into the familiar comfort of a favourite book you've read so many times you've lost count

calliope boosted