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Fash, racist dickwads 

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The next exciting move for my personal brand? Becoming a semi-ironic Xiist.

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Can't understand the people crying that they're moving to Chrome after a bug in a Firefox update disabled their extensions. Isn't that like jumping out of the pan and into the fire? It's a bug that'll be fixed asap 🤷

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remember when you made that joke earlier about me doing all the production work on our podcast? i started walking toward your house at that moment. i've been in motion the whole time.

i'm coming to punch you for saying that.

the movie It Follows is now essentially a documentary of your life because i will find you and i will punch you square in the arm.

hope your recent vacation was nice, tho!

not looking forward to talking about this with my therapist

Is it strange that typescript has been the most enjoyable language I've used?

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I recently started keeping a pair of Indian Stick Insects and I appreciate that, as camoflage-dependent nocturnal insects, they freeze whenever the lights come on and stay that way for ages. Eventually they'll try to improve their game, but for a good hour you get this amusing look of "nothing happening here, I was not about to chomp this leaf, I am a stick"

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@StQuelleSurprise @Roxxie_Riot i refuse to debate anymore. unless you're trying to come to a resolution on some kind of common goal, or some other thing that requires concensus to arrive at a decision, there is absolutely no point. it's a waste of energy trying to convince someone who has comitted belief to a pack of lies

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@impiaaa @theoutrider
far crar
thims sims
hombat: combat evombat
super muper sixty-fuper
mart kart
marty party
battlefattle

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re: My anger at infosec folks over yesterday's meta storm, caps 

deal on domain names 

What time is it? Time for Engagement. Bring it here, folks.

computer complaint 

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"building states to protect the interests of the workers is good, it's my raison d'etre" building states is a zero sum fools game and im pressing x on this conversation

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