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This just in, The Game has been cancelled due to current health risks. Thank you to everyone who has been playing all these years.

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Self Isolation Entertainment Tips (A Thread) 

If you can't get it legally, torrent it. If you can get it legally, download it. Streaming is nice but if we've got a lot of people stuck indoors, those illegal streaming sites are going to collapse under the weight. Hell, your ISP might buckle.

Get a HDMI cable so you can watch videos or even play games on your big TV off your laptop.

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rugby man: this orb, this bollock, this cursèd ègg. no matter how i yeet it or holding bear it off the field it returns and returns to torment me ever. ten strongest lads of my country cannot help me be rid of it. and the language barrier prevents my opponents from coordinating with me in this goal.
opposing rugby man: (is thinking the same thing)

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they couldn't find the song I wanted and dumped this tome on me instead

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The best thing about Corona?

We’re finally finding out which meetings could have been emails instead... 😂

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presented: a new response image for when a Reply Guy has entered your mentions

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I make a dollar, boss makes way more
that's why I fart when I'm on the shop floor

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How insidious capitalist propaganda is that is takes credit for human thought itself. It tells you your own creativity and curiosity wouldn't exist without capitalism. You couldn't possibly do something amazing out of concern for your fellow person or the idea of minimizing their suffering. We could never cooperate with one another to make life better for us all. Not without someone getting rich off it!

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are you upset that your child is gay? fix that with our new product: a sign that says "it's okay that your child is gay calm the fuck down"

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Car dealer: This car is fully autonomous."
Me: "Impressive! Can it talk?"
Car dealer: "Of course!"
Me, to car: "Are you held here against your will?"

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Someone is trying to build a #language learning app like #duolingo, but it's free software. Maybe you want to help out?: github.com/kantord/LibreLingo librelingo.app/ #librelingo

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The year is 2030. The algorithm has superseded the normal advance of time, finally ending the great war against chronological order. The year is 3021. The year is yesterday. The year is 9 hours from now. The year is 2010. The year is 57 minutes ago.

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Bristol Post screencapped and posted a selection of the vile comments made against Greta Thornberg with the full names and profile photos of the men who made them

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bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol

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