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TIL pressing the reset button does not actually reset the system immediately mastodon.social/media/ZmX9EBuA

Okay, my new Mastodon instance is live! Since @Mus made oulipo.social where you can't post the letter 'e', I am proud to announce:

DOLPHIN TOWN!
dolphin.town

A Mastodon instance where you can only say the letter "e". Follow me there! I'm @e

mastodon.social/media/LJI3bE6p

Make your own glitchy images w/ audacity!

- Save to an uncompressed format (.bmp works great!)
- import into audacity as Raw Input w/ Encoding: U-Law and Byte Order; Big Endian
- Play with effects on all but the first quarter second or so (to avoid messing up headers)
- export to format "Other uncompressed files" and click options, set Header to RAW and encoding to U-Law. If you have issues, rename from .raw to .bmp!

Example image:

mastodon.social/media/EgBIl10C

Capacitor thought "If I had 0 and 1, I could be absolute too." He sneaked up to Sun's house and swallowed a big handful of 0. When Grandmother Triode saw what he had done, she scolded him. "Oh, Capacitor, that was very foolish. The 0 you swallowed has fallen down inside you, and now your heart is gone." Ever since that day, Capacitor has been unable to conduct electric current, because he is empty inside.

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= MASTODON =
WHAT THEY EXPECTED: a VC backed startup intending to destroy twitter
WHAT THEY GOT: a bunch of cyberpunk kids hanging out behind the mall

it's surprisingly hard to come up with new ways to explain how this place isn't the same as the bird's nest, and that it's okay for things to be different.

one of the fun things about ordering stuff on alibaba is seeing the difference in declared value listed on customs forms and what you paid

is it Friday yet? *stomps feet*

the local / federated firehouses are super fun to watch, in a way that Twitter hasn't had in a loooooong time.

@bcrypt @tim @Gargron for me I would like to see a way to port follower-lists to other instances, I don't know if that's feasible but it would help being able to move and prevent supremacy of any one node

As an end user, I expect that to mean something like "when the org/entity that shuts down the instance your account is on decides to shut it down, your account/data/history is safe/recoverable, and easy to move somewhere else."

But it doesn't seem like that is the case now, and the README gives no indication at all if that is actually the long term goal or not.

update: Admins can now easily close registrations with a custom message. In other news, I have closed registrations to mastodon.social for now ensure a quality of service for all existing ones, and to promote other federated nodes.

abs(7.27-x)*sin(flr(x))*atan2(1.93,t)*x%5.45

PSA: in the absence of pinned toots, you are encouraged to just re-toot the same thing every hour until senpai notices you

'time', only, measured by iMessages to people talking about how long it takes to build gcc

1000 piece order of RGB LEDs from alibaba status: in the country, delivery estimate for later this week!