Zé 🍍 @zedejose@mastodon.social

Er… Obrigado? (“As notícias sobre a minha morte são manifestamente exageradas" — Mark Twain)

I need this, because reasons

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Boss

RT @WCEurope@twitter.com

#WCEUPortraits: Pedro Mendonça’s passion for contributing came from his involvement with the #WordPress polyglots and the Portuguese community. “#WCEU allows you to work alongside so many people and find ways to contribute together. It creates an this atmosphere.” @pedro_gaspar@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/WCEurope/status/1142402855837429765

RT @thisisdemocrash@twitter.com

Be there. No excuses (lame or otherwise). Supersonic prepostnopunk @ Sabotage Club Lisboa, 6 July.

#ThisIsDemocrash #Democrash #PrePostNoPunk #RockNRoll #SabotageLisboa #SuperBockSuperRock

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/thisisdemocrash/status/1142070009927282688

Frisian Liberation Front

RT @adspedia@twitter.com

Does anybody know what @remkusdevries@twitter.com was getting votes for here? #WCEU

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/adspedia/status/1141824955757338624

RT @KenPlume@twitter.com

Yeah. This. All of this.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/KenPlume/status/1139435524438016000

RT @strikerjimenez@twitter.com

Este señor acaba de ahorrarse 999 dólares:

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/strikerjimenez/status/1138703998335291392

How can a tiny, cute little thing like this fart like a bioterror attack? 😮

RT @TxemaMarin@twitter.com

This is fun... 😂

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TxemaMarin/status/1137649889326903296

In case you ever need to unambiguously illustrate the definition of “imbecile” (also works for “gormless twat”):

RT @JordanUhl@twitter.com

breaking news

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1136436568183517185

RT @mattmfm@twitter.com

How seriously does the rest of the world take Trump? Well, here’s how Sky News is advertising his UK state visit. Watch.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mattmfm/status/1134833983261413376

RT @thisisdemocrash@twitter.com

Worm, no #EDPLiveBands

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/thisisdemocrash/status/1134560561650442240

Democrashing, sound-checking with @thisisdemocrash@twitter.com

RT @PeteSouza@twitter.com

This is a real headline.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/PeteSouza/status/1134535431117320192

RT @PaisteNation@twitter.com

Happy Birthday John!!! 🙌

#bonham #johnbonham #birthday #ledzeppelin #zeppelin #paiste #cymbals #drums #paistefamily #drummer #bonzo #happybirthday #legend #InMemoriam

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/PaisteNation/status/1134470374958292992

RT @aguenta_camoes@twitter.com

Soija nos feiseboque...
#AguentaCamões

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/aguenta_camoes/status/1133485897402519553

It’s pretty much mandatory to post a glamour shot of one’s new puppy, no? Here’s Molly.

RT @thisisdemocrash@twitter.com

Tiny Retro Organs, Make Me Wanna Kill Myself, Over and Over and Over and Over and Over Again.

#EDPLiveBands

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/thisisdemocrash/status/1132398190622384129

About last night.

“Worm” with @thisisdemocrash@twitter.com at #EDPLiveBands

Apparently, many moons ago, I was once Steve Jobs