The Tories: a bad acid trip that just won’t stop. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2019/jun/13/conservative-leadership-election-full-results
Dear #WordPress community!
Today I turn to you with a request that I find very difficult to make. 🥴
Over the last 7 years, I've invested a lot of time and money in the contributions for WordPress. Despite five children, part-time jobs and chronic diseases. #Thread
The two phases of programming:
1. Why won't this code work?
2. Why is this code working?
Fucking Henrik Ibsen stole it from Bannon for his stupid little play. Didn't even give Steve a ticket to the show. https://twitter.com/acosta/status/1138396946744434688
"All of Silicon Valley is a revenge fantasy about getting picked last at dodgeball." -- @firstname.lastname@example.org in Ruined by Design
This is fun... 😂
This thread is a masterpiece. https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/992006545473966082
All the plot twists, better than a movie (there should be a movie)
Hello, good morning. A ridiculous but ENTIRELY TRUE story coming up, told in three parts. Ten tweets per part so you might want to a) make a strong coffee, or b) ignore me
Hearing WC organizer frustrations is always disheartening. They put so much time and energy into what they do only to have a8c employees come in, take control of it all and dictate terms for every. little. thing. Then those people are afraid to say something publicly out of fear.
No more self-awareness than a dog licking it's own asshole in public. https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1136808355610202112
I’ll take performative and eleventh-hour outrage for $200, Alex.
In case you ever need to unambiguously illustrate the definition of “imbecile” (also works for “gormless twat”):
"The fantasy behind the mason jar is that we are mending and making do. The great champagne flute drought of ’02 wiped us out, and until we can rebuild the country’s glassware supplies we’ll just have to pull together and use what we have..."
journalism at its finest.
I cannot bear another summer full of mason jars https://theoutline.com/post/7509/fuck-mason-jars via @email@example.com
(Why) I'm stepping down from my WordPress marketing role:
Hilo Almodóvar: Bodipantin 😂
Me aburro así que os voy a contar cuando a mi madre en la playa se le llevo el bikini una ola y estuvo cuatro horas en el agua.
Somehow, this is exactly what I had in mind for #WCEU *not* to be. If you can’t see why, you’re part of the very problem the first one was trying to address. No disrespect intended for individuals, rather for the current zeitgeist. Peace and don’t @ me.
Who will be in Berlin for WC Europe?
The iPhone is a very affordable phone after all. It costs as much as as a monitor stand.
In a triumph for the United Kingdom, the Queen selects paper while the President opts for rock. As a result, the UK will now retake posession of Rhode Island and Delaware. https://twitter.com/ladyhaja/status/1135512674857623552
Mostly a drummer.
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