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RT @mor10@twitter.com

While researching #WPGovernance I keep coming across excellent examples like this from @openjsf@twitter.com: https://openjsf.org/about/ This could be you #WordPress. It's possible.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mor10/status/1139128804130115585

The Tories: a bad acid trip that just won’t stop. https://www.theguardian.com/politics/ng-interactive/2019/jun/13/conservative-leadership-election-full-results

RT @CoachBirgit@twitter.com

Dear #WordPress community!

Today I turn to you with a request that I find very difficult to make. 🥴

Over the last 7 years, I've invested a lot of time and money in the contributions for WordPress. Despite five children, part-time jobs and chronic diseases. #Thread

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CoachBirgit/status/1139091195949387776

RT @kvlly@twitter.com

The two phases of programming:

1. Why won't this code work?
2. Why is this code working?

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/kvlly/status/1138998788192968704

RT @MarionManeker@twitter.com

Fucking Henrik Ibsen stole it from Bannon for his stupid little play. Didn't even give Steve a ticket to the show. https://twitter.com/acosta/status/1138396946744434688

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/MarionManeker/status/1138762959570817024

RT @joanpball@twitter.com

"All of Silicon Valley is a revenge fantasy about getting picked last at dodgeball." -- @monteiro@twitter.com in Ruined by Design

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/joanpball/status/1138487553638764545

How can a tiny, cute little thing like this fart like a bioterror attack? 😮

RT @TxemaMarin@twitter.com

This is fun... 😂

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TxemaMarin/status/1137649889326903296

RT @SiobhyB@twitter.com

This thread is a masterpiece. https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/992006545473966082

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SiobhyB/status/1137765901804154880

All the plot twists, better than a movie (there should be a movie)

RT @sixthformpoet@twitter.com

Hello, good morning. A ridiculous but ENTIRELY TRUE story coming up, told in three parts. Ten tweets per part so you might want to a) make a strong coffee, or b) ignore me

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/sixthformpoet/status/1137657852871487488

RT @carlhancock@twitter.com

Hearing WC organizer frustrations is always disheartening. They put so much time and energy into what they do only to have a8c employees come in, take control of it all and dictate terms for every. little. thing. Then those people are afraid to say something publicly out of fear.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/carlhancock/status/1137104299681624064

RT @Stonekettle@twitter.com

No more self-awareness than a dog licking it's own asshole in public. https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1136808355610202112

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Stonekettle/status/1136812170975547392

I’ll take performative and eleventh-hour outrage for $200, Alex.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/madonna-claims-she-was-raped-by-new-york-times-story

In case you ever need to unambiguously illustrate the definition of “imbecile” (also works for “gormless twat”):

RT @JordanUhl@twitter.com

breaking news

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1136436568183517185

"The fantasy behind the mason jar is that we are mending and making do. The great champagne flute drought of ’02 wiped us out, and until we can rebuild the country’s glassware supplies we’ll just have to pull together and use what we have..."

RT @lacoconoire@twitter.com

journalism at its finest.

I cannot bear another summer full of mason jars https://theoutline.com/post/7509/fuck-mason-jars via @outline@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/lacoconoire/status/1136182047423303685

RT @jdevalk@twitter.com

(Why) I'm stepping down from my WordPress marketing role:

https://joost.blog/why-im-stepping-down-from-my-wordpress-marketing-role/

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/jdevalk/status/1136289685632966656

Hilo Almodóvar: Bodipantin 😂

RT @Guille_FerRam@twitter.com

Me aburro así que os voy a contar cuando a mi madre en la playa se le llevo el bikini una ola y estuvo cuatro horas en el agua.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Guille_FerRam/status/1136009211668811777

Somehow, this is exactly what I had in mind for #WCEU *not* to be. If you can’t see why, you’re part of the very problem the first one was trying to address. No disrespect intended for individuals, rather for the current zeitgeist. Peace and don’t @ me.

RT @carlhancock@twitter.com

Who will be in Berlin for WC Europe?

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/carlhancock/status/1136039124740317187

RT @landeiro@twitter.com

The iPhone is a very affordable phone after all. It costs as much as as a monitor stand.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/landeiro/status/1135830796500185088

RT @flashboy@twitter.com

In a triumph for the United Kingdom, the Queen selects paper while the President opts for rock. As a result, the UK will now retake posession of Rhode Island and Delaware. https://twitter.com/ladyhaja/status/1135512674857623552

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/flashboy/status/1135515529232433152