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Stupidity, apparently, is not.

RT @thatsonperiodd@twitter.com

depression is a choice

🐦🔗: twitter.com/thatsonperiodd/sta

RT @berkun@twitter.com

1. Fathers day is a tricky time for folks like me that didn’t have good relationships w/ their dads. I’m happy so many people love their fathers! Yet I also know how hard it was to sort out my relationship with mine - It’s not something most men, or women, talk about.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/berkun/status/1139

RT @mor10@twitter.com

While researching I keep coming across excellent examples like this from @openjsf@twitter.com: openjsf.org/about/ This could be you . It's possible.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/mor10/status/11391

RT @CoachBirgit@twitter.com

Dear community!

Today I turn to you with a request that I find very difficult to make. 🥴

Over the last 7 years, I've invested a lot of time and money in the contributions for WordPress. Despite five children, part-time jobs and chronic diseases.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/CoachBirgit/status

RT @kvlly@twitter.com

The two phases of programming:

1. Why won't this code work?
2. Why is this code working?

🐦🔗: twitter.com/kvlly/status/11389

RT @MarionManeker@twitter.com

Fucking Henrik Ibsen stole it from Bannon for his stupid little play. Didn't even give Steve a ticket to the show. twitter.com/acosta/status/1138

🐦🔗: twitter.com/MarionManeker/stat

RT @joanpball@twitter.com

"All of Silicon Valley is a revenge fantasy about getting picked last at dodgeball." -- @monteiro@twitter.com in Ruined by Design

🐦🔗: twitter.com/joanpball/status/1

How can a tiny, cute little thing like this fart like a bioterror attack? 😮

All the plot twists, better than a movie (there should be a movie)

RT @sixthformpoet@twitter.com

Hello, good morning. A ridiculous but ENTIRELY TRUE story coming up, told in three parts. Ten tweets per part so you might want to a) make a strong coffee, or b) ignore me

🐦🔗: twitter.com/sixthformpoet/stat

RT @carlhancock@twitter.com

Hearing WC organizer frustrations is always disheartening. They put so much time and energy into what they do only to have a8c employees come in, take control of it all and dictate terms for every. little. thing. Then those people are afraid to say something publicly out of fear.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/carlhancock/status

In case you ever need to unambiguously illustrate the definition of “imbecile” (also works for “gormless twat”):

RT @JordanUhl@twitter.com

breaking news

🐦🔗: twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1

"The fantasy behind the mason jar is that we are mending and making do. The great champagne flute drought of ’02 wiped us out, and until we can rebuild the country’s glassware supplies we’ll just have to pull together and use what we have..."

RT @lacoconoire@twitter.com

journalism at its finest.

I cannot bear another summer full of mason jars theoutline.com/post/7509/fuck- via @outline@twitter.com

🐦🔗: twitter.com/lacoconoire/status

Hilo Almodóvar: Bodipantin 😂

RT @Guille_FerRam@twitter.com

Me aburro así que os voy a contar cuando a mi madre en la playa se le llevo el bikini una ola y estuvo cuatro horas en el agua.

🐦🔗: twitter.com/Guille_FerRam/stat

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