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RT @KenPlume@twitter.com

Yeah. This. All of this.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/KenPlume/status/1139435524438016000

Stupidity, apparently, is not.

RT @thatsonperiodd@twitter.com

depression is a choice

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/thatsonperiodd/status/1139218160702431232

RT @berkun@twitter.com

1. Fathers day is a tricky time for folks like me that didn’t have good relationships w/ their dads. I’m happy so many people love their fathers! Yet I also know how hard it was to sort out my relationship with mine - It’s not something most men, or women, talk about. #fathersday

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/berkun/status/1139647928413245440

RT @strikerjimenez@twitter.com

Este señor acaba de ahorrarse 999 dólares:

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/strikerjimenez/status/1138703998335291392

RT @mor10@twitter.com

While researching #WPGovernance I keep coming across excellent examples like this from @openjsf@twitter.com: https://openjsf.org/about/ This could be you #WordPress. It's possible.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/mor10/status/1139128804130115585

RT @CoachBirgit@twitter.com

Dear #WordPress community!

Today I turn to you with a request that I find very difficult to make. 🥴

Over the last 7 years, I've invested a lot of time and money in the contributions for WordPress. Despite five children, part-time jobs and chronic diseases. #Thread

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/CoachBirgit/status/1139091195949387776

RT @kvlly@twitter.com

The two phases of programming:

1. Why won't this code work?
2. Why is this code working?

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/kvlly/status/1138998788192968704

RT @MarionManeker@twitter.com

Fucking Henrik Ibsen stole it from Bannon for his stupid little play. Didn't even give Steve a ticket to the show. https://twitter.com/acosta/status/1138396946744434688

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/MarionManeker/status/1138762959570817024

RT @joanpball@twitter.com

"All of Silicon Valley is a revenge fantasy about getting picked last at dodgeball." -- @monteiro@twitter.com in Ruined by Design

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/joanpball/status/1138487553638764545

RT @TxemaMarin@twitter.com

This is fun... 😂

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/TxemaMarin/status/1137649889326903296

RT @SiobhyB@twitter.com

This thread is a masterpiece. https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/status/992006545473966082

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/SiobhyB/status/1137765901804154880

All the plot twists, better than a movie (there should be a movie)

RT @sixthformpoet@twitter.com

Hello, good morning. A ridiculous but ENTIRELY TRUE story coming up, told in three parts. Ten tweets per part so you might want to a) make a strong coffee, or b) ignore me

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/sixthformpoet/status/1137657852871487488

RT @carlhancock@twitter.com

Hearing WC organizer frustrations is always disheartening. They put so much time and energy into what they do only to have a8c employees come in, take control of it all and dictate terms for every. little. thing. Then those people are afraid to say something publicly out of fear.

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/carlhancock/status/1137104299681624064

RT @Stonekettle@twitter.com

No more self-awareness than a dog licking it's own asshole in public. https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1136808355610202112

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/Stonekettle/status/1136812170975547392

In case you ever need to unambiguously illustrate the definition of “imbecile” (also works for “gormless twat”):

RT @JordanUhl@twitter.com

breaking news

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1136436568183517185

"The fantasy behind the mason jar is that we are mending and making do. The great champagne flute drought of ’02 wiped us out, and until we can rebuild the country’s glassware supplies we’ll just have to pull together and use what we have..."

RT @lacoconoire@twitter.com

journalism at its finest.

I cannot bear another summer full of mason jars https://theoutline.com/post/7509/fuck-mason-jars via @outline@twitter.com

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/lacoconoire/status/1136182047423303685