i want the president to make me eat birdseed because i'm an idiot

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Hate it when a bat gets caught in my hair and squeaks any opens a trendy coffee shop that has live music on Wednesdays and a good selection of board games.

our perf optimization team has invented a new unit

the kilomillisecond (`kms`)

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@h hey, your posts are good. glad i caught you on new main!

I dropped a pizza on the floor so the laws of karma say everyone has to do what i say

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Note to self: your armature has to be in edit mode to enable reparenting bones.

(I added some big floppy ear bones to an existing humanoid rig, couldn't figure out how to make them detached children of the head)

@brainblasted the strategy of posting cyclically and loudly about aggravating political topics is a great way to get retweets on twitter so people are doing it here.

please stick to the strategy of not boosting banal things like "coffee tastes good" or "cops suck" just because those things are true!

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Oh, ònul Craftchannels... There is no love.

— Olin Gikutzefon, hammerer

watching six lovely pals chained at the ankles buying numbers and signs to win a $100,000 prize

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holy shit imagine if the birdsite worked this way

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