Chocolate chip cookie candy corn.
Yes.
I’m here for you.
😍
@Averly That just sounds wrong...
Where did you find such a thing?
@kemonine It's amazing. Walgreens. Go now before it’s too late 😉👍🏼
@Averly I shall take a pass on the candy corn this time...
It doesn't do good things to my GI system or glucose levels. That stuff is like playing with fire in a gasoline refinery for me.
@viciousviscosity can have my share.
@kemonine @Averly
Thank you for donating to such a worth cause: "Val loves candy corn and will dispose of any extra™" will provide you with a tax deductible receipt.
Source:
http://p5art.tumblr.com/post/101262862252/ https://cybre.space/media/BtZnSUjxlayEPtPHoOg
@viciousviscosity @kemonine @Averly So, uh, the local paper is advising we don't give candy corn to kids
Who wants to start a letter-writing campaign?
@viciousviscosity @kemonine @Averly Throwing fidget spinners is a crime in several communities, I'm pretty sure
@zigg @Averly @viciousviscosity Better than Lawn Darts
@viciousviscosity @Averly @zigg OOOOO, that'd be a fun way to dress up a house for Haloween.
Lots of lawn darts scattered around, a few above the porch and fake blood/drag marks through the front yard.
@zigg @kemonine @Averly It’s gonna be terrible with all those LED light up fidget spinners being all over the place tomorrow… https://cybre.space/media/FKX5O_5sCRXIFRKNs78
@viciousviscosity @zigg @Averly Remind me to steal your bowl of "candy" next year.
@viciousviscosity @zigg I'm not above a little B&E to ensure LED blinkers aren't given to children running amok.
@kemonine Good people, I present to you the Grinch of Halloween @viciousviscosity
@zigg @viciousviscosity Wouldn't the person stealing toys be the grinch?
@kemonine Yes, that's what I was saying 😄 @viciousviscosity
@zigg @viciousviscosity I read it as vicious being the grinch.
Evil? Yes, LED blinken lights, 👿
Grinch? Eh, not so much
@kemonine @zigg
The LEDs might even be BLUE, the most evil of ALLL LEDs. https://cybre.space/media/8KYuv_OglsyDsf86Xis
@viciousviscosity Attach some green lasers to those buggers and you've got a party @kemonine
@viciousviscosity @zigg I'd wager white is worse.
At least blue won't burn out your night vision fully.
If you wanted to be a real PITA you could have gone with color changers that flicker 2Hz short of triggering epilepsy.
@viciousviscosity @zigg Also: The bigger USPS branches allow you to use a PO Box as a valid delivery address for FedEx / UPS. Super handy for keeping your packages safe.
Just inquire at a branch to find out if they offer the service.
That or a UPS store, they have mailboxes that work for all sorts of deliveries too.
@viciousviscosity I ship all my game crap to work. The UPS guy knows it's me if it's from Best Buy 😎 @kemonine
@zigg @viciousviscosity Not all employers like that tho 😉
@zigg @Averly @viciousviscosity Black licorice was my favorite of the bunch, always has been.
I'd write a letter on that alone