Chocolate chip cookie candy corn.
Yes.
I’m here for you.
😍

@Averly That just sounds wrong...

Where did you find such a thing?

@kemonine It's amazing. Walgreens. Go now before it’s too late 😉👍🏼

@Averly I shall take a pass on the candy corn this time...

It doesn't do good things to my GI system or glucose levels. That stuff is like playing with fire in a gasoline refinery for me.

@viciousviscosity can have my share.

@kemonine @Averly
Thank you for donating to such a worth cause: "Val loves candy corn and will dispose of any extra™" will provide you with a tax deductible receipt.

Source:
http://p5art.tumblr.com/post/101262862252/ https://cybre.space/media/BtZnSUjxlayEPtPHoOg

@viciousviscosity @kemonine @Averly So, uh, the local paper is advising we don't give candy corn to kids

Who wants to start a letter-writing campaign?

http://www.hometownlife.com/story/life/2017/10/28/things-not-give-out-trick-or-treaters-halloween-year/799871001/

@zigg @kemonine @Averly Wait, who gives away candy corn? I t̶h̶r̶o̶w̶ give away chocolate things to kids. That, and fidget spinners this year.

@viciousviscosity @kemonine @Averly Throwing fidget spinners is a crime in several communities, I'm pretty sure

@zigg @kemonine @Averly It’s gonna be terrible with all those LED light up fidget spinners being all over the place tomorrow… https://cybre.space/media/FKX5O_5sCRXIFRKNs78

@viciousviscosity @zigg @Averly Remind me to steal your bowl of "candy" next year.

@kemonine @zigg No one leaves out bowls of candy around here, that’s just crazy. I can’t even get packages delivered to my door without someone deciding they want it more than I do.

@viciousviscosity @zigg I'm not above a little B&E to ensure LED blinkers aren't given to children running amok.

@kemonine Good people, I present to you the Grinch of Halloween @viciousviscosity