reminder:
QA people are your friends, and they have the final or nearly the final say in whether your thing goes out on time. don't make things hard on them, if you can help it.
Doing partial prod builds under controlled conditions for comparison purposes. Cold caches, no shrinkwrap, 3 different package.json in a monorepo-type thing, 1797 dependencies installed, only npm install times shown:
- npm4: 406.01 seconds
- npm5: 60.96 seconds
This is a bit less speedup than what I got excited about yesterday, but still (a bit) more than 6 times faster! 🎆 🍻 ✨
cc @zkat, @zcat@toot.cat
Who else is writing code? :raised_hands:
boost this toot if capitalism is garbage
I wonder if it would be useful to have a mastodon-specific port of https://wealljs.org/code-of-conduct
When you design a CoC for your #Mastodon or #GNUSocial instance, remember that you want enough strictness to:
- Kick ESR off if he shows up
- Aggressively ban botters & 4chan
- Shut up the nazi-brigade when they come
- Protect your users from abusive third parties.
I finally got around to making two phone calls I've been procrastinating on for... probably months at this point. Why is simple medical shit so fucking complicated
This is the kind of book programmers at witches.town read.
tech bloggers: mastodon will never go anywhere, federation is confusing and i dont like toots
me: welcome to c y b r e s p a c e be sure to florp someone's ping,
I was feeling pretty bored with the Spring 2017 animu lineup but I've been snooping around and I think I found some gems. I am no longer bored with this season.
adulting is hard let's go napping