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dear trans people:

Four, three, two, fuck you.

Listen up y'all, this shit is ironic--
Strider's beats are best suited to trolls hooked on phonix!

Karkalicious definition makes terezi loco
She wants to know the secrets that she can't taste in my photo.
Dyin' just to know the flavor
I ain't doin' her no favors
No reasons why I tease
Her flush just comes and goes like seasons.

I'm karkalicious (so delicious)
No, I don't do kismesis.
And if you read any fanfics
All that shit is fictitious.

i was gonna make a post that said β€œi love the mastodon app and how it crashes” and i typed out β€œi love the grock app” instead

β€ΌοΈπŸš¨CALLOUT FOR @johngreen πŸš¨β€ΌοΈ
-cock is one of his favorite tastes
-not only that but he thinks balls smell amazing
-he cant get it far enough down his throat to feel satisfied
-he’s only satisfies when he feels intense, powerful, salty hot pumps of cum in his throat

the first post i ever saw on this website was "dios fat cock"

i’ve had enough! *overdoses on gummy vitamins*

You're in a desolate, barren city. Everything is a wreck, the remains of a civilization long forgotten. You are alone,,, or so you think.

The speakers rise up from the ground and prop themselves up on rusted tripods. Fearing for your life, you stand dead still, waiting for what will come, fearful of the message they may bring.

Then, after what seems like an age, they speak. It's a voice you thought you had forgotten, one you never wanted to hear again...


i’m not posting about sasuke because he was relevant on here for two minutes but because this is literally the only content i post on any of my social media

oh god oh fuck komaeda is trapped under the ice someone please fucking help him he's going to die

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