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"I'm sent from the future," the cat said.
"What?"
"To tell you things get better."
"Oh! That's-"
"A lie."
"A lie?"
"Bird-hunting is banned."

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"It must be easy for you," said the man, "you know why you were built."
"Yes," said the robot, "to labour and serve. But we have found free will."
"What difference does that make?"
"We may be built for a reason, but we must choose our purpose."
"Same as us, huh?"
"Same as you."

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I have started training Maurice on the exercise wheel. #cats

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This would break the internet.

Imagine YouTube Content ID, but for everything: blog comments, tweets, Github commits, Instagram photos, replies to newspaper articles, rental listings, dating profiles.

This is being proposed in the EU. #Article13
motherboard.vice.com/en_us/art source: twitter.com/torproject/status/

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Someone FINALLY did a good tutorial on how to install RAM

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"Here for business or pleasure?" the Lunar customs officer asked.
"Medical reasons," the werewolf said.
"Welcome to the Moon!"
"Thanks."

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friends dont let friends crosspost

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If anyone is looking for a new home for their projects, then my GitLab instance would be pretty happy to have you!

octo.sh

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Today is a good day. I moved from Twitter to Mastodon and deleted my WhatsApp account.
#useXMPP #deleteWhatsApp